Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-08T16:02:58+00:00

DONT LOOK IN THE EYES!!! NO NOT THE EYES

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2021-07-03T19:15:20+00:00

I started a new ark world brand new i had nothing I see this adorable little creature that looked like a tiny raptor I walked up to it and it killed me I spawned again to get my stuff it killed me the next day I went in a forest I saw a dead parsour I got close and WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 OF THEM JUMPED OUT AND KILLED ME

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-26T15:49:20+00:00

Hey is it you first night?

WELL

RUN FROM THIS

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2021-06-14T05:28:25+00:00

Why can you tame it with desert titan?

LOGIC

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2019-10-13T20:47:29+00:00

Best thing to use them for.. drop bout 3 wild ones in a base where their defense is on players and tames only not wild ones as a friendly welcome gift

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2021-05-25T17:10:35+00:00

That’s some uh nice torpo there.. you mind if I increase it?

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-08T14:57:22+00:00

How to kill troodon summon 1000 alpha dragons 999 of them will die to lvl 1 troodon then the final one flys away then a dodo will come along and give it a peck

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-02-24T00:32:50+00:00

On a friends pvp server we built a couple trapdoors in our base each with different rare items, one had about 4 trodons and no escape ladder the team that tried to loot our base we watched as they 1 by 1 got torn apart by our troodons waiting.

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2019-08-05T20:24:27+00:00

NEVER BASE IN THE REDWOODS, THESE LITTLE DEMONS WILL KNOCK YOU OUT IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, I LEARNED THE HARD WAY

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2019-06-30T13:26:06+00:00

Me riding my level 80+ bronto: *sees a level 2 troodon* NOPE! Not going that way! Those things are demons

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-11-13T14:26:20+00:00

Hippty hoppty your butt is now my property

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-09-27T19:52:01+00:00

Troodon aka your mom at 3 AM

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-01-05T15:18:33+00:00

Troodons mind:tames are food not friends

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2020-12-27T20:37:15+00:00

Hippity hoppity, your tames are now my property :>

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2020-12-02T22:26:19+00:00

"Passive tame." Hehe, right. What you have to do to tame this doesn't seem like a passive tame to me.

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-09-04T19:30:53+00:00

Just don't go to green on at night.....

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-07-16T06:09:25+00:00

Raider brakes into my base my level 320 troodon max trust:

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*Raider dies*

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2022-06-28T18:33:14+00:00

Me sees them pulls out torch. The guy in the background the fire in their eyes just beat it! Haha lol 😆 just had to do Micheal Jackson reference

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-17T11:01:11+00:00

😃 .. cool to tame but deadly wild