Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-10T02:36:50+00:00

And we all thought that Dilos were mean

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-01T01:00:32+00:00

Small, mighty, and annoying as hell.

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2019-02-28T01:40:40+00:00

Easiest tame in the game same mechanic as the hyenadon just sneak up behind it and pat it

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-05-06T00:17:53+00:00

When you tame them be like:

We protec

We attac

Most importantly, we snac

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2023-05-01T12:20:14+00:00

(Dev) how annoying do you want to b..

(Troodon)YES

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-04-08T13:42:49+00:00

These guys are ADORABLE! 🥰 If you want a nice cutie that can cause a lot of death, go for these guys!! You’ll be cuddling with him then your enemy pops up! That will be bad. For your enemy! 💀☠️🪦R.I.P. enemy!! 😝

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2021-11-13T00:27:44+00:00

So, basically leave your dodos out at night and you should get one if you are lucky (it works even faster if you start taming something next to them)

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-10-24T15:43:26+00:00

dude y'all are doing it WRONG if u look at the taming calculator u can feed him rockwell, i mean like that's how i do it, it is VERYYY effective and easy tame

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-01T13:36:48+00:00

Great now I got these things running around the dungeons....

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2018-10-17T20:57:02+00:00

The first time I saw these I thought they were baby raptors.

Never again

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2018-08-14T18:45:49+00:00

HOLY COW MY TITANOSAUR TURNED INTO A TROODON WHOAAA lol

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2018-07-13T18:24:33+00:00

*Getting wood*

"Parasaur detected an enemy"

*sees orange glowing eyes and screams*

*takes about an hour to die*

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2023-03-26T02:16:28+00:00

roses are red violets are blue

these jurassic horrors are gonna eat you

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-23T13:56:17+00:00

And then he sacrifices.. THE QUEEN

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-18T19:21:17+00:00

Troodon: I would like a Rockwell with extra element please. Destroyah:MR SQUIDWARD COME HERE! Rockwell:AaAaAaAaAaH! HELP ME! HELP! ME! Skully(skull crawler): let me do it for you.(grabs Rockwell with his tounge). Mechagodzilla:COME HERE! (Beams). Rockwell:AAAAH IM BURNING!(screams very loudly). Troodon:is somebody getting tortured in there?

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-03-02T11:55:46+00:00

If u want to steal some ones stuff just get a army of then they fall a sleep then steal everything then put him to more sleep then get a fast or flying Dino and they a have been robbed

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-03-02T01:50:03+00:00

So is anyone gonna acknowledge that seemingly every troodon is just always carrying a ton of drugs to put you to sleep?

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2023-01-31T22:15:07+00:00

I just him level 1 troodon my tripe mate still 50% percent bro doesn't like the taste💀💀

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-08-07T16:45:10+00:00

I was taming a detox with my friend when all of a sudden a trio don knocked my friend out while he was using his jet pack so it bugged out so hard and his limbs becomes slendermans and my game the crashes

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-11T23:09:16+00:00

Ooooh a visitor welcome to the raptor family! There’s raptor alpha raptor micro raptor and you! The troodon