Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

The only thing that gives you more torpor than him are math classes.
More Troodon Funny Tips
High Levels RUN
Low levels RUN
Did you do it?
Yes
What did it cost?
My dodos
Yes
What did it cost?
My dodos
One like=One time you have been killed by this beast. Letβs get enough likes to get this thing nerfed by wildcard!
For the most effective method for escaping this animal. Please see the top rated Giga post. Bola a tribemate and run.
As a note, feeding tribemates to the Troodon, does not tame it.
As a note, feeding tribemates to the Troodon, does not tame it.
Upvote thiz comment 666 times so everyone knows what demonic assholes these things are
Me:*Walks into redwoods at night*
Every Troodon in a 2 mile radius: So you have chosen death!
Every Troodon in a 2 mile radius: So you have chosen death!
Thank u for ruining so many good games you little shit
(Wake me up!)
Wake me up inside
(Can't wake up!)
Wake me up inside
(SAVE ME!)
Wake me up inside
(Can't wake up!)
Wake me up inside
(SAVE ME!)
Troodons in the day
Troodon1: βHey, wanna annoy that guy over there?β
Troodon2: βSure why notβ
Me: βOh no itβs these stupid thingsβ *pulls out crossbow*
Troodons in the night
Troodon 1: βHey, Wanna annoy that guy over there?β
Troodon 2: βSure, just give me a minute to call all of my friends
Troodon 3: βHey, I brought five hour energy who wants?β
*all troodons drink it
Me: βOh my godβ *notices they are coming closer*
Me: HOLY SH**
Troodon1: βHey, wanna annoy that guy over there?β
Troodon2: βSure why notβ
Me: βOh no itβs these stupid thingsβ *pulls out crossbow*
Troodons in the night
Troodon 1: βHey, Wanna annoy that guy over there?β
Troodon 2: βSure, just give me a minute to call all of my friends
Troodon 3: βHey, I brought five hour energy who wants?β
*all troodons drink it
Me: βOh my godβ *notices they are coming closer*
Me: HOLY SH**