Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: ah yes such a nice day
Sees no dodos in the coop*
Me: huh that’s strange
Nighttime*
Me:Wait what’s tha… AHHH ITS HOSTILE HELP HELP ME HELP ME AH
Dead*
Me: great now I have to go all over there it broke my bed :(
Dies again*
Me: come on god how can this day be worse…
Later gets stuff*
Me: ahh where was i?
Pego: your trial of having an ascendant shotgun and mastercraft sword is over…
Me irl: throws device to the trash and acts like nothing happen
5 minutes later…
Pc: HELP ME HELP ME HEEEEELP ME LET ME OUT LET ME OUT AHHHHHH
Me: wait what just happen… eh nothing important ima play ark… wait where’s my pc? Ugh probably my brother took it
Pego:That was just the beginning muahahahahahahahhaahah ought
Agh I’m choacking.