People should be able to milk it for titanoboa venom that works as narcotics

I was in the swamp with my cuz and then 5 of this things show up chased me to the red woods and on top of that a thilocan show up to they kill me and my rapter level 55.I HATE THIS THINGS!!!!!!!!

Me:huh?

Snake:(is in bushes)

Me:OH DEAR GOD

snake:( is slithering after me at top speed)

Me:I run like a scaredy cat and call all my dinos(I have around 30, if ur interested)

Me and my Dinos:DESTROY

snake:OH - -

Me: yeeeehaaawww( riding on my T. rex)

I think u know what happens next.

The titanoboa is super aggressive so listen to this tale and dont bring your dodos to the swamp or they might be killed!!! so i was minding my business exploring the swamp٫ looking for a new base worth my Pack of 3 dildos and 2 dodos٫ when a giant orange looking snake slithers out of the swamp. i run away cause i was only at level 16 and was low on material so i didnt have any weapons either. Then i get a notification that my dodo died. then my other one. for some reason it slithered past my dilos and went after me. When i reached base it was out of Sight so i sighed a breath of relief. I went outside again And whistled for my remaining dilos. Rango and Raina came but one of my dilos was missing. i checked to see if my other one٫beans٫ was alive and it said she was٫ so i sneaked down the path to the swamp to see where she was. After what felt like forever٫ i found her unconscious laying on the groundat this is the max i can write so prepare for part 2!!!

I am about to snipe a sarco in the swamp when I hear Ssssss I turn around and guess wat was there

A creeper.

I Was Trying Find Max Level Dilo but I Saw a Real Weird Titanoboa it Really Tall Than Normal Titanoboa And it Look Really Weird So I Use My Max Level Flyer To Fly Away From Weird Titanoboa And I Never Go to This Swamp Again... if You Saw Weird Titanoboa Run And Don't Go to This Swamp Again

Hey guys im back with part two of the titanoboa attack on me and my pack of 3 dodos٫ and 3 dilos. so resuming...Beans was unconsious!!! I stared at her in disbelief. it would take a couple of mins for her to wake and i knew that the snake was mad. i waited for like 2 seconds with my torch looking around fearfully٫ acting antsy and when i was sure it was gone٫ it came from nowhere and attacked me. im ashamed to say that i ran away and left beans all alone but i didnt want to die. On my way to my base retreating٫ i stumbled on a branch and the titanoboa caught up to me and attacked me. i threw as many punches i could before it killed me but it only took a few seconds. i had made a grave mistake. when i responded٫ i ran outside and whistled for what was left of my Dino family. they were too far away to hear my whistle so i went to the water's edge and Drinked٫ thinking i outsmarted the snake but then it attacked me agsin! BOOM!!! i had led it to my base and it had killed my baby dodo. guessed i hadn't noticed how close i was to my base when i died . IT knocked me un condi out like it did with beans and killed me. I still mourn my lost dodo family of three including٫ Liana ٫ Luna and baby Byren.

-DoDoGiRl2011

So I was in the swamp trying to find one of these bad dudes to tame (cuz I like snakes) when I tamed it right after a random kapro jumped at it and murdered my snake so I got out my coumpound bow and tranq arrows KOed it then i killed a paraceratherium got the meat but the kapro was killed by a Bary so I ran and found a tek Rex then I died 1 like= 1 prayer for Tranq the Titanoboa

I was in the swamp trying to tame a sarco on my pteranodon and I accidentally dismounted. So many of these things came out from nowhere and started attacking me and they knocked me out straight away. My pteranodon immediately took action and fought them. He still tried to protect me as he was slaughtered alive.

RIP Thunderbird

You were my hero

Tales of Pandora

Origins of Salizar, chapter 16: ~the dragon and the spear~

“Are you sure this thing will obey me without question?” Salizar asked the Overseer. The whelp was playing in a corner across the room chasing its tail. “Yes, I enhanced the subject’s imprinting, you were the first face it saw and it will see you as its parent.” The Overseer said. “Children can learn to disobey their parents.” Salizar said. “Then I suggest not to be a bad parent.” The overseer said. Salizar groaned, “fiiiine..” he said. He walked up to the dragon, who at first sight of him ran towards him, it latched onto his leg and hugged it, the dragon was still quite small. Salizar resisted the urge to fling the child off his leg, he patted its head awkwardly. “Father, play with Apex?” The child asked. “Of course..” Salizar said through gritted teeth.

Salizar played the act of loving father rather poorly, but it got easier, he grew very fast and was soon three times the size of Salizar. He taught the dragon how to fly and not to burn everything in sight to molten ash. One day he took Apex to the arena observatory. “Look, this is your future home.” Salizar said. “I can live there?” Apex said excitedly. “Yes, you’ll have the whole place to yourself.” Salizar said. “But what about you?” Apex asked sadly. ‘What about me..’ Salizar thought. “Well, I can’t live there, it’s too hot.” He said. “Then I won’t either, I want to live with father.” Apex said. ‘Goodness this creature is clingy..’ Salizar thought. “Well, perhaps you could come to live with me one day, let me show you something else. He took Apex to the bridge that sent the supply drops down to Pandora. “This is Pandora, it’s my old home.” Salizar said. “Why can’t I live there with father?” Apex said. “Well, see that there?” Salizar said, pointing down to the castle below. Apex nodded. “That is the home of a horrible, evil species, the humans..” Salizar said. “Hu-mans?” Apex asked. “A wicked creature, all they do is conquer destroy and kill, I can’t bring you there, they would hunt you down like a trophy and mount you on their wall.” Salizar said. Apex chuckled a bit, “I am much stronger than puny humans! I can get rid of them, then Father and Apex can live together.” Apex said. “No no, you underestimate them, they’ve killed two of your kin already.” Salizar said, “no, for now you shall go to that place I showed you. Perhaps someday when I get rid of the humans, then we can be together.” Salizar said. “What about here? Can’t we stay here?” Apex asked. “No, no it’s far too small, your only a quarter of your full size my.. uh- Child.” Salizar said, ‘will this beast ever shut up..’ he thought. “Ok..” Apex finally said, very disappointed.

Apex spent the rest of his childhood in the volcanic arena, he wasn’t alone, his flyer minions kept him company, but he longed to see Salizar again. Salizar was glad to be rid of the dragon for a while and focused on another task, how to give the artifacts back to the humans without them getting suspicious, he hatched a brilliant plot, with the help of the Overseer he fused the three artifacts into one weapon, a tek spear. It theoretically could still be used to enter the arena, but also be brought into the arena itself, the perfect escape plan for Apex.

Drake’s subjects were beginning to spread rumors of his weakness, after his daughter’s death he had let an entire taskforce fail their mission (though the people didn’t know what said mission really was) and then go missing without a trace. Then he lost the artifacts needed to escape the Ark. Drake decided to pay a scribe to record Drake’s exploits and make him look like a hero. “Your highness needs a symbol of power, something to show the people that you can protect them, like Excalibur!” The scribe said. “Excaliwhat?” Drake said. “Umm, Thor’s hammer? Uhh ooh! Gandalf’s staff?” Drake looked at the woman, slightly annoyed and clearly not understanding. “Right, I forget your excellence is from my past.” The scribe said. “Look, Ms?” “Sylver.” “Miss Sylver, I don’t want to lie to the people for publicly.” Drake said. “Of course, but right now the people certainly do not see you that way, so unless you killed a snake when you were a baby there’s not much I can do but lie.” Sylver said. King Drake was about to speak when something shattered through the window Obote them. The glass-worker who had just replaced the shattered pane and happened to be walking past carrying the replacement bedroom window sighed and walked out of the room with his head hanging down. The thing that had shattered through the window has been trust right into Drake’s throne. He walked up to it and pulled it out. “I think we have our hammer..” Sylver said. “It’s a spear.” Drake said. “Never mind..” Sylver said.

So annoying! I was just peacefully hunting for kapros, and than I get full blown swarmed and killed. I can usually take on a few at a time, but there was like,20!

Talk about #DEAD

LV7 me:

*sees that the game has a swamp*

“That’s cool I wonder what’s in it”

*gets chased by a Kaprosuchus but perches on rock and leads it to a carbonemys which it attacks and gets killed*

“Nice free stuff”

*gets arrows, scales, etc*

“Ok I’ll go further in, oh is that a big snail!”

*five seconds later*

“Bad idea, Bad idea, Bad idea, Bad idea, BAD IDE-“

*gets killed by snake and looses all my stuff*

“Well dang it... I just go back and get my stuff but be cautious”

*after finding my stuff*

“Ok now time t—“

*gets hit*

“OH DANG IT BROUGHT BACK UP!!!”

*spend the next 3 minutes running from killer danger noodle*

“Ok I’m on a rock I think I’m safe...”

*turns to see 10 different snakes claiming rock*

“Oh come on!”

*trys to loose them in forests*

*gets jumped and killed by different pack of snakes and finds out my spawn point (Sleeping bag) doesn’t count as a check point anymore*

*looses my base and all the chests in it*

I downloaded this game not even 5 days ago..

A lonely player go to far from home with with good gear when they spot a paraceratherium which the player wants to tame but then he gets ambush not by one but two by the time he gets his weapon out he already snake food

Journey: Chapter 18

After a half hour of chasing, Forest finally got the Pegos to stop chasing Nightfall. They all knew how to speak Carnivore but only the father spoke it fluently. They all looked at both Nightfall and Forest in agitation.

“So, your saying that this isn’t the troodon that stole our kibble?” He said scowling. Forest nodded.

“It’s nearly impossible for him to be the thief.” Forest said,

“Then where did he get the kibble?” The mother asked, Nightfall rolled his eyes.

“Look, that isn’t necessary to know. But I got it from him okay. I said it when I first met you three.” Nightfall said,

“So our kibble is gone?” She said,

“Sorry, but it probably is.” Nightfall answered. The female pego began crying. Tears running down her snout

“That was the last of our kibble it took from us. All our precious food gone.” She sobbed, Forest couldn’t help but feel bad for her, for them. And he could do something about it. He set down his pack and started going through it. Nightfall looked at with a confused expression.

“Forest, what are you doing?” He whispered. Forest pulled out the rest of his kibble. And reached his talons out

“It isn’t much. But I hope it enough for you three.” Forest said, the pego eye’s sparkled as it screeched and squeaked in joy.

“Thank you!” She said as the she and her child and husband ran off into the thick brush. Forest smiled, but Nightfall cupped his claws over his eyes.

“Good job Forest, you just got conned on a different Ark.” Nightfall said sarcastically, Forest gave him a look.

“No, I just gave them my kibble because they lost theirs.” He said,

“Forest… They conned you for the kibble. That was all an act at the end. Pego’s will do anything to get something from you.” Nightfall said, Forest was gobsmacked at realizing this. Nightfall sighed.

“Don’t worry about it. You still got meat. We should probably head to the Green Obelisk as soon as we can.” Nightfall continued. Forest sighed and looked at Nightfall.

“Why wait then? Let’s go now.” Forest said, Nightfall smiled and the two set off for the Green Obelisk.

“So how long have you been up?” Forest asked Nightfall, “Oh, for a few hours. I didn’t hit hard ground like you, I hit a softer spot in the ground.” Nightfall said.

“How did you hit softer ground??? We are in the middle of a desert!! All there is is sand and rock and the occasional tree or cactus!!! What did you hit that didn’t make you not pass out” Forest said.

“Uhh, you!! I aimed for you after you hit the ground!!” Nightfall fibbed, grinning a mile wide. Forest glared at him “You’re Joking?” Forest said unamused.

“If I said no, would you leave me here?” Nightfall said still grinning. “Why would you do that?!” Forest yelled in shock.

“I’m joking, I’m joking. I landed in a tree.” Nightfall said. Forest glared at him.

“That’s not funny.” He said. Hot, dry wind blew into his face.

“I thought it was.” Nightfall said,

“It wasn’t.”

“Jeez, don’t be uptight about it, I never get to do stuff like that.” Nightfall huffed. Forest sighed.

“It’s sorry, I’m just not use to this heat and I need water. I haven’t had any water since early morning yesterday and my mouth is dry.” Forest said. “Oh, well there are water veins here on Scorched Earth so we should run into water soon. If not, there’s water at the green obelisk.” Nightfall said.

“So. Why did we land here? You said you’re from Fjordur??” Nightfall said. “I am. I don’t even know where we are besides knowing it’s name Scorched Earth and that it’s has a desert.” Forest said confused.

“It is a desert, nothing else.” Nightfall said back to him. “Oh I think there’s a water vein here.” Nightfall said adding to his comment before.

“This entire place is a Desert!!!!!” Forest yelled, “If you’ve found water, I getting water first and I’m filling my canteen.” Forest continued exacerbated.

“Okay, let me make sure this is a water vein.” Nightfall said. He walked further ahead

“Okay, so the water vein is over that ridge-!!!!” Nightfall screamed.

All Forest saw was red blur flash by as it hit Nightfall and he went flying with the blur. Forest followed and when he caught up, Forest couldn’t believe his eyes.

Be warned and don’t bring your prized dilo with you. I like an all black dilo and a black and red raptor that I tamed after the dilo, but we were walking though the swamp and I just hear “hiss” then the notif appeared that my dilo died. Me and my raptor killed every. Single. Snake that day. Rip dally, my baby boy

Misunderstood

Chapter 3: Revenge

8 years later.

Spitter was surveying the swamp, checking for anything out of the ordinary. The norhterb region of the swamp had been raided by humans, and the defense team 2# was scarring them off. The leader, Spitters mother, was also in the defense team today.

A blue and brown boa came slithering his way. Spitter recognized him—Frill—the second in command to his mothers defense team. We’re they done already?

“Spitter,” the snake panted, his voice low. “ we forced the humans to flee. But—“

“Why did my mom send you? Why not her?” Spitter asked.

“That’s the thing,” Frill panted. “Your… your mother didn’t make it.”

Darkness filled Spitters world for what seemed to be forever. No. No. NO.

“I’m sorry spitter. They, they had things we’ve never seen before. They took her we couldn’t… we couldn’t save her.”

“Thank you Frill,” spitter said, bowing his head. “I—I’ll be back.” He jerked away as tears began to force their way through. He fought them back, flooded his mind with theirs from years ago.

—their learning. His mothers voice filled his head. It couldn’t be.

He slithered to the defense camp, searching for Zari.

When he found her by a cypress tree she bowed. “I’m sorry for your loss Spitter,” she said sincerely. “ I assume your taking command?”

“Yes,” Spitter answered. “We’re raiding the e humans today. I’m going to make sure they don’t hurt another soul.”

By the way! This is just a group of sport-hunting humans!! The good ones come soon!

I saw like five of these guys in a swamp. Please send help, im scared, my birds dead, and they're surrounding me. I dont have much ti-

This thing snuck up on me wen I was killing rapters

So here was i searching for a kaprosuchus when i saw these killer noodles going for me so i called my trike and dilo’s but there were five of them and only three of us but there was a level 30 tb so i joined the fight but

sadly my trike named tommy died and my dilo named

Bito died to but atleast i had two more pets my surving dilo named gelo and my sarco named snout 1up= 1

Thx for my trike and dilo.☹️😭😭

Red hunter481

Me:*goes to find redwoods to make a tree house*

Titanaboa:hi have you been so mad you cry?😈

Me:NO!?!

Titanaboa:to late I bit ya!!!😈

Me:well crap

Me:have you played Mario kart before???🤣

Titanaboa:no???

Me:*in distance* TO LATE SUCKA