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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some stories about the titanoboa? Memorable titanoboa stories, wild encounters, and fan fiction.
One time I was out taming horses and I found a unicorn that was a half decent level so I started taming it and it decided to get stuck right next to a 180 snake long-ish story short ALWAYS WATCH FOR THINGS LIKE SNAKES WHEN TAMING I tamed the snake later tho cuz I found and tamed a slightly worse unicorn later
I consider this guy to be the main a-hole of the swamp so I will tell my tale of total war here... it all began with the death of jimmy the trike,he was killed by a insanely powerful sarco so then I thought : that’s ok but I better escape on my peranadon before I go to recover his saddle, BUT he killed my peranadon to so now I was worried so then I went to got craft a saddle for my tek parasuar BUT THEN when I came back she was dead as well😭. So I gathered up my 12 paras, 3 baryonyxs, and a brontosaurus, 2 trikes 4 moshcops and my 3 peranadons and finally my 2 carntosaurus. I waged war on the swamps of nub death and when It was over half of the trees where destroyed and most sarcos ( except the ones I tamed for war purposes) were obliterated the one and only battle was over my war was won it only took 3 days and I never ever had to see a titanboa ever again(when I took that route)... hope you enjoyed my story 😁
Emotional Damage.
So I have restarted all my maps so I could make my own universal worlds with utility buildings on each ark.. cutting this story very short. I built a ENCLOSED frog and snail farm just next to the swamp with a little outpost for respawing.
Whelp it gets to the day where I think oh let me check on my creatures in the swamp and decide to bed teleport there.. oh yay there's a bloody snake in bed with me (and this time it's not my ex).
So I basically got spawn camped and obliterated.. I had some otters and archies in there too and after being spawn killed it killed my babies and tore up the insides.
Turns out when I was last there I forgot to close the door so this slithery P***k decides to make up camp.
If you enjoy being spawn wiped like your playing COD then leave a door open on your base...
Misunderstood
Chapter 1: Songs
Spitter was born in the swamp. His father told him he was destined for a big heroic moment one day, and Spitter couldn’t wait to slither into that moment.
“MOTHER!” Spitter shrieked animatedly, wanting to add an excited tone to his voice to get her curious.
“Yes darling?” Valkyrie asked lovingly, slithering towards him.
“I made A SONG! Doesn’t that sound great and heroic? Cause it is!” He held his head high and rattles his ornate and blue frill happily.
“Really? Let’s hear it.”
Spitter inhaled deeply, flicking his younger out one last time, and opened his mouth to sing perfectly:
“Human comes near, we chase it outa here! Human punch is in the face, he disgrace, SO WE WILL BITE HIM IN HIS FACE!”
Valkyrie eyes were wide with amusement. “Well that’s above song-“
“Wait! I’m not finished yet!” He called. “GROWL FACE EAT HIS FACE KNOCK HIM OVER SEAL HIS FATE! His friends will come to save him soon, they will get here by afternoon, and once he fall we kill them all!”
He bowed.
Dead
I got killed by Titanoboa more than 5 times just to get my supplies … I was building a new base but was killed by this guy at the new base but I end up spawning at the old base so I have to travel to the new base to get my supplies back but I end up being dead again as this guy keep on roaming beside my base … I even random spawning as my bed is still in cooldown.
On my first day of Ark, I was walking around looking for a good spot.
One of these dudes spawned next to me. I thought because they are a bower, they wouldn’t be venomous.
And so I found my self punching a snake.
Then I died.
I’m an Aussie and by GOLLY I’m glad this is a snake that’s extinct.
Every time I went to swamp snake would eat me.
Me: this frog looks cool
Frog: excuse me but there is a snek over there
I saw it and ran
Snake: oh no u don’t
I easily get killed by snake
After that I try to not go too deep into swamp
Kaprosuchus: and he will tell u how he encountered me in Kapro tip section on encountering
Go spelunking they said... I didn't get into the cave, but I never thought I'd see more than 50 of these coming after me together with spiders and scorpions... First time, they got me and I lose all my lvl 70 equipment. 2 time I went on a Rex, with 4 carnos to get my stuff back... Took so long getting ready, my stuff disappeared, just I managed to kill all of them outside the cave... My 4 Carnos died, my Rex and I barely made it alive... With over 600 meat, at least. How do you pass those caves ? And what kind of boss monster is in there ?
Did i ever tell you People about my favourite tame? No? WELL STRAP IN PEEPS! It all started on the island... The sun was shining and a young noob was toddling along. That noob, Who for this story i shall call Bimbo, Was rather stupid. Bimbo Wanted a snake and knew from the wiki that they were swamp creatures; Dangerous noodles. Bimbo ran for miles Until He found it... THE SNAKE. He knew what to do next... He fed it so many eggs that it tamed quick AF And he named it Tinto after a Tinto Berry. Bimbo loved Tinto. One day something Sad happened... While out with Tinto, Bimbo found a T-Rex and While fighting it... Tinto Fell to it's jaws and Perished. Bimbo never played ark for a while afterwards...
THIS WAS TECHNICALLY THE STORY OF HOW I OBTAINED TINTO WHO INDEED DIED TO A REX! HAVE A GOOD NOICE DAY HUMANOID BEINGS OF WHICH ARE AWESOME.
Me, lvl 5: *sees snake* why does it say dangerous area?
Snake: sssssstupid noob
Also me: *sends diplosaurs at snake*
2 seconds later...
*Ground is littered with dead bodies, including mine*
10 days later...
*Sends army of diplos*
*Titanboas lvl 25*
Me: shiiit
30 days later...
*On trike*
Heeeeeeeey lil snakey~
*Titanboa called for reinforcements
Also me: OH LOOKIE IT'S ALL THE LIL F#CKERS THAT KILLED ME
10 seconds later...
Your trike lvl 16 killed lvl 25, 1, 6, 9 ,15, 30 titanboa
Me: WE FEASTIN TONIGHT BOIS
Here is how I lost my pelagornis to these buggers.When i was in the swamp while riding my pelagornis she had no stamina and had to land.Then out of nowhere three titanoboas attacked my pelagornis.When I try to fly away she got knocked out and got killed by the three titanoboas.I cried and got enraged.Sooner i was back in the swamp...With a spino,theri,rex,allo,carno,and a mammoth.And i was laughing watching those snakes get killed.Im still not stopping my wrath and will make sure NO TITANOBOAS EVER LIVE...But right now I'm just chilling in herbivore island.Made a grave for my pelagornis and still had her implant but I didn't had enough amber...Titanoboas are just a nuisance for me.There just there to annoy.I play on mobile and I cant tame them so yeah and most likely never will.thats all for now this is my story.Good bye😔