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Me, lvl 5: *sees snake* why does it say dangerous area?

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Me, lvl 5: *sees snake* why does it say dangerous area?

Snake: sssssstupid noob

Also me: *sends diplosaurs at snake*

2 seconds later...

*Ground is littered with dead bodies, including mine*

10 days later...

*Sends army of diplos*

*Titanboas lvl 25*

Me: shiiit

30 days later...

*On trike*

Heeeeeeeey lil snakey~

*Titanboa called for reinforcements

Also me: OH LOOKIE IT'S ALL THE LIL F#CKERS THAT KILLED ME

10 seconds later...

Your trike lvl 16 killed lvl 25, 1, 6, 9 ,15, 30 titanboa

Me: WE FEASTIN TONIGHT BOIS

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