Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
All of these tips and not one where it talks about how this bloody snake will drag you or your dino. I was in the swamps just looking around from the top of a stone. And all I saw was my trike falling over unconscious, then sliding along the floor being pulled into the swamp water , I was so confused and terrified. Ark is worse than a horror movie.
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An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
Guys. I think itβs a snake
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnβt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
Xbox. MY BIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
Theyβre in your home, theyβre coming close, now theyβre gonna bite your face-
Bro I am TERRIFIED of these things. The way they slither towards you sends chills down my spine. Iβm so terrified that I REFUSE to go anywhere near the swamps unless I have a flying mount.
Canβt sleep?
Punch one of these mfs π
I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!