What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanoboa? Funny titanoboa jokes submitted by ARK players.
Let's go to the swamp!
(2 minutes later) "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF#CKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERF#CKING SWAMP!"
GIGA EGGS FOR MIDGAME???
Oh hell naw I'm never taming this thing
They Will steal you credit card details just like they stole your life
This isn’t a titanoboa it’s a dilophoboa. What did you do ark?
Go around The map they said... It will be fun the said...
(They died in the end not me)
Noodle dilo over here is very annoying
MY BRETHREN! -Boa (A HeLpFUL TiP ShOuLd IncLUde A FeW MoRe WoRdS)
SO UR TELLING ME THAT THESE CAN BE TAMED ON PC BUT NOT MOBILE BRUHHHHHHH
Snek
Boas are not venomous. This is not a Titanoboa. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. GI JOE!!
Me: exists
Titanoboa: night night
Me: dies because of the leeches that were on me
Also me: AaaAaaAaAaaAAa
If any of you find a white one of these I’m begging u pls name it Orochimaru.
(Naruto)
Der’s a snek in my boot :D
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Why do I seem happy about it?!?!
There's a snake in my boot
Somebody poison the waterhole
Sometimes I wonder if snakes are misunderstood, then I think about this guy and how many of them there are in the game, and I’m like nah they are understood, understood to be annoying.
Basically living Benadryl (it will knock your lights out in a jiffy)
This dude is the reason why I never go anywhere near a swamp
Always wake up 3AM?hmm... I think this guy can Settle it
Bud if you see this might want to come prepared for shrek it just says GET OUT ME SWAMP
Trust in me (Jungle book reference)