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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
One time I was riding on one of my dinosaurs and I heard a roar and I didn’t know what it was until a thylacoleo jumped on me!!! I didn’t even know what it was and it killed me so I went back and my dinosaur killed the thyla and I was relieved so I was continuing and I heard that same roar 🐯 and then another thyla jumped on me,killed me and so I went back and when I did it was still alive! And it killed me AGAIN!!!! It was so annoying
I'm sorry about Daniel I hope we find him but it's likely he died of hunger😭it's all the microraptors fault I have a thyla named leopard he was my second tame on fjordur today I'll ride him and kill all pegos and microraptors in sight I hope we find Daniel I hope he doesn't die of hunger