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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Once I had a Thyla. Her name was Bandit. She had 12,420 HP. She was only lvl…

Once I had a Thyla. Her name was Bandit. She had 12,420 HP. She was only lvl 24. I took her absolutely everywhere! Nothing could stop us. Until the dreadful day...
Me and her were climbing up the Sandstone Peak things in the center of Scorched Earth. There was a dip in the stone just ahead of us. I blew right up to it, landing gracefully, only a tiny climb up to the peak. I jumped, only to realize with terror Bandit was stuck. I twisted, jumped, chomped, to no prevail. I dismounted and punched her, attempting to drive her back. I whistled her follow and turned on Creative, floating out for her to follow. Nothing. I spawned a wyvern and tried picking her up. Still nothing. To this day (it was about a month ago) she’s still stuck.
#PrayforBandit
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Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.