Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2026-06-10T23:04:46+00:00

My and my bro was just walking home after trying and failing to find one of these when we came across the brood mother trench and decided to take a look but before we could I got jumped by this little kitty

score 95 · Answer 2 · 2018-05-20T04:26:14+00:00

#prayfordaniel. Ok this is similar to the Daniel thing but instead it was a DODO yeah a DODO ok so wandering through the redwoods and boom dodo came right behind me and attacks my tigers butt so I hop off that thing went zooming I went after it and never found it. Hopefully that stupid dodo died. Btw I never had a thyla in making a story.

#prayfirdaniel#

score 70 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-11T04:30:35+00:00

F to pay respect boys f to pay respect...

#PrayForDaniel

score 19 · Answer 4 · 2024-08-19T19:17:13+00:00

U found Daniel yet bruh?

-Ripasaurus

score 24 · Answer 5 · 2024-01-11T01:20:41+00:00

#PrayForDaniel I believe in you

score 72 · Answer 6 · 2018-11-12T01:28:44+00:00

#PrayForDaniel request him to your bed lil buddy

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2026-03-06T19:10:29+00:00

One time I was riding on one of my dinosaurs and I heard a roar and I didn’t know what it was until a thylacoleo jumped on me!!! I didn’t even know what it was and it killed me so I went back and my dinosaur killed the thyla and I was relieved so I was continuing and I heard that same roar 🐯 and then another thyla jumped on me,killed me and so I went back and when I did it was still alive! And it killed me AGAIN!!!! It was so annoying

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2026-03-02T01:43:35+00:00

Microraptors killed: 509

Thylas tamed: 50

DANIEL SHALL BE PRAISED

score 33 · Answer 9 · 2022-07-09T22:27:59+00:00

How to avoid getting killed by thyla

1. Don't go into the redwoods

score 47 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-25T14:13:43+00:00

#prayforDaniel I hope you find him

score 36 · Answer 11 · 2021-12-26T14:28:12+00:00

#Prayfordaniel

Stupid microraptors

score 29 · Answer 12 · 2022-10-22T16:34:55+00:00

I wonder how many thylas are named Daniel now

score 52 · Answer 13 · 2019-11-30T17:16:59+00:00

Awe, just request Daniel to your bed! Trust me, I’ve lost a ton of tames! It always works.

Just go to your avatar and hit Tames, read through the list until you find Daniel, then hit request and wait by your bed for that big ol tiger!

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2025-06-02T11:16:06+00:00

Daniel yu became famous congrats. i wish we find yu :( bye dandy

score 36 · Answer 15 · 2021-11-28T23:02:14+00:00

#prayfordanil 😭😭😭.

score 61 · Answer 16 · 2018-09-28T03:21:09+00:00

You, kind person, shall find your Daniel

score 36 · Answer 17 · 2021-10-29T18:57:54+00:00

# pray for Daniel it’s fri oct 29 I hope he’s doing good

score 47 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-07T09:03:05+00:00

Daniel can be alive at theese days! It’s a tamed creature, and in redwoods terror birds and ants attacks him. But it has a high level, and he can kill them and eat meat.

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2026-05-22T15:12:34+00:00

When he jumps on you he scratches you like a yarnball

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2026-01-07T13:09:42+00:00

# prayer for Daniel btw micros are the worst so I tamed some to murder in the most brutal way possible the reason I hate micro raptors is because they killed me by knocking me off my Wyv then tried to kill my drakeling and my Wyv so I will kill every micro raptor in my way