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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I used to have a thyla
I caught with a bola
I named her Josie
We went from side to side
Girl you were my favorite ride
But soon you go bye bye
I left on a mission
For some fishin
Here come something massive
A giga who knew I whistled you on passive
I come but don’t see you
On hear you roar a few
I try to get to you
Then I get a message
That you gone
That you dead
So here I am written a song
I feel guilty and blue
It’s my fault that that happened to you
I hope you know
Wherever we go
I love you Josie
Daniel yeah I know
We were wrong,
We messed up,
And now you're gone.
Daniel we're sorry that we can't find you,
Ever since that day we've been feelin blue
You ran away to avenge me from that micro,
And now every thyla I see gets me feeling low
Please come home Daniel my bro
Daniel come hooome,
Daniel come hooome.
#prayfordaniel. Ok this is similar to the Daniel thing but instead it was a DODO yeah a DODO ok so wandering through the redwoods and boom dodo came right behind me and attacks my tigers butt so I hop off that thing went zooming I went after it and never found it. Hopefully that stupid dodo died. Btw I never had a thyla in making a story.
#prayfirdaniel#