This thing jumped on me and violated me in so many ways

Don't run into this creature while tripping off shrooms

If you want to tame one of these nice and cuddley cats just fly in the redwood and one will jump off the tree and give you a big bear hug. It just wants to show how much it loves you!

Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...


Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.

#PrayForDaniel

Here, can you show me on this doll where he touched you?

Step 1: bola a friend
Step 2: have the nice kitty hug your friend
Step 3: bola the kitty
Step 4: enjoy how smart you are
Step 5: rapidly shoot tranqs at the kitty
Step 6: party

#PrayForDaniel we will find you buddy

So you start a base in redwoods, you are cooking meat in your campfire when suddenly out of no where a big tiger claws out your brains and destroys your base....... good luck

My Sister Drove my only Tapejara Into one of these So I Drove her Fire Wyvern into A Giga.



By the Way, #PrayforDaniel.

I wonder if they've Found him yet...

#PrayForDaniel

Flying around on my argie scouting for some bears. Spot the thylo on a tree on the day they came out, and desided to tjek it out. Biggest mistake ever. I saw it leap from the tree and knock me off my bird and violated me in ways i cant talk about. Havent returned to the redwood since... My bird is still there somewhere in the air.

Roses are red violets are blue your level 200 argy is dead and so are you up vote so people can agree

#PrayForDaniel that’s all I have to say

Non-violent tame, just walk up to it and let it give you back scratch.

#PrayForDaniel.

#prayfordaniel we hope you find him

This thing is made from crack gorilla glue a duct tape (if you put points into movement speed)

#prayfordaniel. Ok this is similar to the Daniel thing but instead it was a DODO yeah a DODO ok so wandering through the redwoods and boom dodo came right behind me and attacks my tigers butt so I hop off that thing went zooming I went after it and never found it. Hopefully that stupid dodo died. Btw I never had a thyla in making a story.
#prayfirdaniel#

You prisoner, have been selected to have death by KITTY CAT!!!