This thing jumped on me and violated me in so many ways

Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...

Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.

Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.

#PrayForDaniel

Don't run into this creature while tripping off shrooms

If you want to tame one of these nice and cuddley cats just fly in the redwood and one will jump off the tree and give you a big bear hug. It just wants to show how much it loves you!

The trees, they speak Vietnamese

I wonder how many thylas are named Daniel now

#PrayForDaniel we will find you buddy

Pray for Daniel hope he is found

Step 1: bola a friend

Step 2: have the nice kitty hug your friend

Step 3: bola the kitty

Step 4: enjoy how smart you are

Step 5: rapidly shoot tranqs at the kitty

Step 6: party

In case anyone is concerned, yes these animals are WAY oversized

In real life thylacoleo was no bigger than a small black bear, hardly reaching 350 pounds. However the indigenous people of Australia feared this thing more than any other creature including the 20+ foot long, venomous dragon called megalania

Here, can you show me on this doll where he touched you?

My Sister Drove my only Tapejara Into one of these So I Drove her Fire Wyvern into A Giga.

By the Way, #PrayforDaniel.

I wonder if they've Found him yet...

How to avoid getting killed by thyla

1. Don't go into the redwoods

#PrayForDaniel

#PrayforDaniel, stupid micro raptors ruin everything

So you start a base in redwoods, you are cooking meat in your campfire when suddenly out of no where a big tiger claws out your brains and destroys your base....... good luck

#prayfordaniel.....

For Daniel o7

Stay strong bud!

#prayfordaniel

When I tame my first thyla on single player I will name him Daniel as tribute

When I see a microraptor when riding him I will say die as tribute