This thing jumped on me and violated me in so many ways

Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...


Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.

#PrayForDaniel

#prayfordaniel
When I tame my first thyla on single player I will name him Daniel as tribute

When I see a microraptor when riding him I will say die as tribute

Don't run into this creature while tripping off shrooms

If you want to tame one of these nice and cuddley cats just fly in the redwood and one will jump off the tree and give you a big bear hug. It just wants to show how much it loves you!

*Flies on an argy in redwoods*: kalm
*Remembers that thylas can jump on you even when you’re on a flyer*: panik
*Thylas are not on mobile*: kalm
*Thylas are not on mobile*: panik

#PrayForDaniel we will find you buddy

#PrayForDaniel pegomastaxs suck

#PrayForDaniel
#RipDaniel

Let’s honor Daniel with some love and the first thyla I get I’ll name Daniel

Step 1: bola a friend
Step 2: have the nice kitty hug your friend
Step 3: bola the kitty
Step 4: enjoy how smart you are
Step 5: rapidly shoot tranqs at the kitty
Step 6: party

Here, can you show me on this doll where he touched you?

My Sister Drove my only Tapejara Into one of these So I Drove her Fire Wyvern into A Giga.



By the Way, #PrayforDaniel.

I wonder if they've Found him yet...

There once was a thyla named hairy. He was large and big and hairy. One time i was flying on my ptera- he pounced on me and broke my bow and arrow! I slashed at him with no grace, he then bit off my face!

#prayfordaniel I hope you find him ;(

Oh and #PrayforDaniel I HAVE HOPE! Some thylos have high hunger man

#prayforDaniel I hope you find him

Noob: Oh no the kitty’s stuck in the tree
Kitty: (Rips off your face)

In the red wood forests trees are the true enemy DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN

#PrayForDaniel