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What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.