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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I used to have a thyla
I caught with a bola
I named her Josie
We went from side to side
Girl you were my favorite ride
But soon you go bye bye
I left on a mission
For some fishin
Here come something massive
A giga who knew I whistled you on passive
I come but don’t see you
On hear you roar a few
I try to get to you
Then I get a message
That you gone
That you dead
So here I am written a song
I feel guilty and blue
It’s my fault that that happened to you
I hope you know
Wherever we go
I love you Josie
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