This thing jumped on me and violated me in so many ways

Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...

Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.

Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.

#PrayForDaniel

Don't run into this creature while tripping off shrooms

If you want to tame one of these nice and cuddley cats just fly in the redwood and one will jump off the tree and give you a big bear hug. It just wants to show how much it loves you!

The trees, they speak Vietnamese

#PrayForDaniel we will find you buddy

Step 1: bola a friend

Step 2: have the nice kitty hug your friend

Step 3: bola the kitty

Step 4: enjoy how smart you are

Step 5: rapidly shoot tranqs at the kitty

Step 6: party

Extremely ennoying. I was out having a peacefull ride on my favourite pteranadon Deep throat. When out jumps one of these wild beasts and knocks me off deep throat. In panic a released my favourite red bear merlot. Forgetting he was set to passive. As he is gentle and simply misunderstood. But anyways after further panic I managed to kill the thylacoleo. But now I can't find merlot and deep throat sadly is no more. Rip deep throat . O and the tip is shotgun to the face.

Here, can you show me on this doll where he touched you?