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Jokes and funny moments about the Thylacoleo from ARK players.

When you flying on you griffin in de red woods en a thyla jumbs out of nowere en stun you:

You killed by THYLACOLEO LV. 50.........

It’s been almost 9 months since I’ve run into one. Still haven’t been back to the redwoods.

Never use tranqs, darts, bats. NITHING, don't ever hurt these fluffy cute ass creatures......... Ok I take it back I want them just for the baby's, look at smooches walking around.

beware. this piece of shit WILL jump off of a tree, and WILL pummel you off of your bird whilst flying

mid-fucking-air, grab onto you, and you throw you on the ground and leave your bird floating in the sky. it WILL kill you. there is no escaping. no getting your stuff back.…

If a enemey "wants to be your friend" and invited you in their house until suddenly getting killed by a thyla that was on the top corner and ridden by someone. If that happened to you then.. I'm so sorry... Never trust people with a thyla good luck peeps.

I had one knock me off my wyvern in Redwood. While it rolled on the ground thrashing at me, I punched it in its face. Its now level 54 in my carnivore paddock and his name is Foosa. :D

Once I was on my OP’d pteranodon and I was looking for a Rex and one of these guys jumped out of a tree and knocked me off the bird so I died from a fall

Once checked for overpowered in the dictionary, saw a picture of one...

Once I saw a on my thylacoleo I climbed up a tree and I jumped at a pterodon and ate it in the sky

First time I saw one I was on the beach and a freaking admin attacked me plus I was a noob back then

Boi Daniel has better come back, bandit came back, toriel came back, shiela the gigantopithecus didn’t come back btw I lost shiela, we just need Daniel to return!

99% of everyone here: Pray For Daniel! Me: why did you care about losing a pistol unless it was a good pistol.

I saw that orange bastard looking at me from my argue I escaped then got pounced by a different muda sucka

I don't see what's so dangerous about these guys I'd never seen one until today when me and my friend were flying through the red ones on some pteras and one just grabbed me out of nowhere and I just pulled out my sword and killed it