Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
beware. this piece of shit WILL jump off of a tree, and WILL pummel you off of…
beware. this piece of shit WILL jump off of a tree, and WILL pummel you off of your bird whilst flying
mid-fucking-air, grab onto you, and you throw you on the ground and leave your bird floating in the sky. it WILL kill you. there is no escaping. no getting your stuff back. good fucking luck :)
More Thylacoleo Funny Tips
Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.