Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

It's actually not a cat it's a (MARSUPIAL)
More Thylacoleo Funny Tips
You donβt find thyla, thyla finds you
Thylacoleo
Jumps to hug me and bro
Where did bro go?
Maybe he went to play in the snow
There ainβt no bro here Yo
I go to get revenge on Thylacoleo
I end up being hugged by him AND bro
Thylacoleo
Do you get it?
This thing jumped on me and violated me in so many ways
Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.
#PrayForDaniel
If you want to tame one of these nice and cuddley cats just fly in the redwood and one will jump off the tree and give you a big bear hug. It just wants to show how much it loves you!
#PrayForDaniel we will find you buddy
Don't run into this creature while tripping off shrooms
Step 1: bola a friend
Step 2: have the nice kitty hug your friend
Step 3: bola the kitty
Step 4: enjoy how smart you are
Step 5: rapidly shoot tranqs at the kitty
Step 6: party
these things are completely harmless...
if you have a pocket giga.