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What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
It’s terrifying. I was once riding around on my Galli, when all of a sudden, POUNCE! It jumped on me while my galli was just looking at me. I was able to get away and tranq it snore, I then went and killed a bunch of things, and it became my best friend (galli still watching all this) we’ve been through so much together, when we encountered a few king level 54 Rex in the redwoods. I never saw Slash again.
I WANT THYLA ON MOBILE I WANT THYLA ON MOBILE IWAT THYLA ON MOBILE IS THE MOST HELPFUL TIP ON THIS PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They really should add THYLA on mobile with more atcks,they are litterly my favorite mammal those who play jwa(Jurassic world alive) marsupial lions are thylacoleos and thylas are marsupials which I like to call"supial lion" and in real life thylas/marsupials STILL EXIST ON THE ISLAND WERE KOMODO DRAGONS ARE!!! There are only 5-10 tho.
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Once I was scouting the outskirts of the redwoods for the first time, and not 1 minuet in one pounced on me. I had known they pounced on you from trees, but I didn’t know that they where that wide spread. Alas, the power of the Ark gods blessed me, and it did not knock me off my pteredon. I landed on a cliff and Lille’s it with my revolver. I do not go near the redwoods to this day.