The trees, they speak Vietnamese

This thing jumped on me and violated me in so many ways

Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...

Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.

Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.

Thylacoleo: I am the best climber in ARK

Deinonychus: Weak, I climb cliffs everyday

Enforcer: Pathetic, I climb the ARK with ease

Ferox: Easy, I climb trees and my owner’s shoulder

Megalania: Babies! I can walk upside down!

Rock Drake to Reaper: Hold my Nameless Vemon

#PrayForDaniel

Don't run into this creature while tripping off shrooms

If you want to tame one of these nice and cuddley cats just fly in the redwood and one will jump off the tree and give you a big bear hug. It just wants to show how much it loves you!

When a thyla attacks a microraptor: the microraptor: you were my brother Anakin. I loved you.

Me:I whant a thyla

Thlya:Oh a human and a crystal wyvern ok I guss i will kill them

Cristal boi:Oh a thy- OK I NEED TO RUN OUT OF STAM RIGHT NOW

thyla:Oh come on!

Me:oh a thyla

Me:I whant a thyla

Thlya:Oh a human and a crystal wyvern ok I guss i will kill them

Cristal boi:Oh a thy- OK I NEED TO RUN OUT OF STAM RIGHT NOW

thyla:Oh come on!

Me:oh a thyla