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Jokes and funny moments about the Thylacoleo from ARK players.

I was fly on my pteradon when two of them jumped me and tried to rape me and my pteradon. We survived but my pteradon was scared for life to see me get raped.

bruh daniel was lost from 8 years and yall still talking about him - _-

So I'm like hey these things are tree huggers like me so I went to become friends it had rabies.

Me: Oh hey, this redwood forest sure is quiet! I love Lost Island.

(Jake) Thyla 1: Oh look an innocent man with a pet Compy, and he’s riding a Dire Bear!

(Sniper) Thyla 2: What do you think boys, should we say hello?!?

(Kevin) Thyla 3: Visible Confusion*

The 3 Thylas…

So you know this is ark so things happen like, when you are trying to avoid a Thyla, but you absolutely get bodied, but when you’re trying to find one then they just get deleted. Like really ARK vibes 🦖

It was my first time in the red woods and my friend said watch out for tree tigers I thought me was joking he wasn't joking

I was wondering through the redwoods when I then see a turd fall from the sky so I look up and there it was so I went on and tamed it

I thought I was a good idea to fly in the red woods have one jump on me so I could shoot it.....did not work:(

IK HOW TO Find Daniel look in the trees search everywhere whistle everywhere i hope ur not on pvp bc… I will rip micros & pegos spleen also every organ & part feed the baby’s to carchas

Micro raptors suck i vow to kill everyone i see in the name of Daniel rip I hope Oreo redwood & bandit don’t gat lost i lost a tame once FACLONE:(:(:( op argy like for argy & Daniel & pumpkin my spino tigerex72

Me oooo what a pretty kitty thylo Roar Jump Arg squark me ahhhhhhhh thylo bite Arg flying as far it can away me (died) arg on vacation at herb island (thylo) ooooo yummy (end)

#Pray for Daniel as tribute I will mercilessly assassinate it and destroy the stupid body.