Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: Oh hey, this redwood forest sure is quiet! I love Lost Island.
(Jake) Thyla 1: Oh look an innocent man with a pet Compy, and he’s riding a Dire Bear!
(Sniper) Thyla 2: What do you think boys, should we say hello?!?
(Kevin) Thyla 3: Visible Confusion*
The 3 Thylas quietly climb down the tree from branch to branch. Suddenly, Kevin falls 20 feet down the tree behind the man.
Kevin: Huh, my hurt heads.
Jake and Sniper: GOD F******G DAMN IT KEVIN WHY DO YOU RUIN EVERY HUNT!!!?!??!?
Man: Walks away after staring at Kevin.
Kevin runs after the man and snatches him by the pants.
Hey guys, did I do good?
Jake and Sniper: Eh, we got food, who cares anymore.
Kevin: Okey Dokey, I will bring up the food!
Jake and Sniper: When will he learn to hunt?
More Thylacoleo Funny Tips
Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.