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Jokes and funny moments about the Thylacoleo from ARK players.

This THING jumped me and i papped meself i thought it was some kind of some bear hug and roll type thing but nope it just kills you after 3 seconds. Recomended do not go into the Red Woods with good amour or weapons 🙄🙄

I was on a redwood tree on my thylacoleo Athena and I dismounted and Athena was still on the tree lol

If u think this thing’s pounce radius is small then ur wrong

When I was trying to tame a giga I had to go through the redwoods

So basically a thyla tried to pounce me and as soon as I saw the giga the thyla had sniped me from the redwoods to the volcano. (Long story short I…

I hope in ASA that don’t fox the little bugs with the thyla there hilarious

There once was a cat in a tree

Who massacres players with glee

With not such as a word

He tackles your bird

Why the actual hell did they give this thing bleed

Ok, I was just flying my pteredon (Cornelius) looking for some cristal to get later. I was around like three hundred feet above the trees the he came, the big thylacoleo. It was like frickin superman but a cat. How the heck did it get me all the way up there. It was literally a…

I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees

Enter my forest and I will snap your knees.

I found one but it knocked me of my mount but my argentatus was on neutral and it killed it. If he was not on neutral I would have died

Once I was walking around in the redwoods like an idiot and one jumped one me.Now it's my Lv 145 and I will all other thylos with it.

(Compy) I’m the most annoying

(Megapiranha) sup

Compy left the game

(Megapiranha) HAHA NOW IM THE MOST ANNOYING

(Thylacoleo) *joins*

(Thylacoleo) sup nerds

(Megapiranha) *leaves*

To the owner of Daniel I feel your pain I am a cat lover and has lost cats do to Tom cat attacks and this is in real life and I had a parausar with me named Phil I also had a dilo named Clair I saw a oviraptor I knew they would not attack so I hit it Phil and Clair chased it I…

Alright I have had many encounters with thylacoleos because I have hunted them so I could have one for my own then once my friend got pounced (on splitscreen) and he was and the redwood Floor as the thylacoleo attacked him like a yarn ball then he tried nocking it unconscious…

Yes, yes, WildCard. Makes sense. Because Thylacoleod were intellectuals who knew how to craft a campfire. Makes sense.