Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Me: Oh hey, this redwood forest sure is quiet! I love Lost Island.
(Jake) Thyla 1: Oh look an innocent man with a pet Compy, and heβs riding a Dire Bear!
(Sniper) Thyla 2: What do you think boys, should we say hello?!?
(Kevin) Thyla 3: Visible Confusion*
The 3 Thylas quietly climb down the tree from branch to branch. Suddenly, Kevin falls 20 feet down the tree behind the man.
Kevin: Huh, my hurt heads.
Jake and Sniper: GOD F******G DAMN IT KEVIN WHY DO YOU RUIN EVERY HUNT!!!?!??!?
Man: Walks away after staring at Kevin.
Kevin runs after the man and snatches him by the pants.
Hey guys, did I do good?
Jake and Sniper: Eh, we got food, who cares anymore.
Kevin: Okey Dokey, I will bring up the food!
Jake and Sniper: When will he learn to hunt?
