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Thylacoleo
The Thylacoleo is a large, powerful mount that can climb up trees and pounce on its enemies.
Jokes and funny moments about the Thylacoleo from ARK players.
Really pretty mounts. Fast too.
Just dont find one
Because it will just jump on your bird and kill you with no problem to tame it you need a bird
In case anyone is concerned, yes these animals are WAY oversized
In real life thylacoleo was no bigger than a small black bear, hardly reaching 350 pounds. However the indigenous people of Australia feared this thing more than any other creature including the 20+ foot long…
In case anyone is concerned, yes these animals are WAY oversized
In real life thylacoleo was no bigger than a small black bear, hardly reaching 350 pounds. However the indigenous people of Australia feared this thing more than any other creature including the 20+ foot long, venomous dragon called megalania
#prayfordaniel.....
I was on my quetzal and a thylakoids jumped down and killed it
I just don’t go to the redwoods, that thing….it scares me. Rip Speedy, Spooky, Goofy, Silly, Airline, and Cyanide.
Me getting Vietnam flashbacks
Pretty funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshshahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahaaahahah
Don’t worry I’ll find Daniel and personally bring him back to you
"Why are the trees growling?"
Humans last words
I play on mobile then once I played on PS4 encountered one and now I don’t want them on mobile
Me:I whant a thyla
Thlya:Oh a human and a crystal wyvern ok I guss i will kill them
Cristal boi:Oh a thy- OK I NEED TO RUN OUT OF STAM RIGHT NOW
thyla:Oh come on!
Me:oh a thyla
Ah yes, kids do you want a story?
Once upon a time I died
A monkey threw sh!t at me.
#PrayForDaniel Hope you find him soon, I bet he's looking for you too :)
It's actually related to a kawala
he protecc he attacc bu mos importantly he mount you of da flyers bacc
Real men tame this with raw fish meat,knock it out with a thorny dragon and keep it asleep with Tranq Arrows(to loose taming effectiveness)
Almost gave up looking for one... apparently it was making a plan with two terror birds to ruin my day.