Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I’m chilling through redwoods on my crystal wyvern looking for high level Carlos and otters I’m cruising very low to the ground until I reach this cliff/drop off section when out of the corner of my screen a brown shadow darts towards me before I knew it I was off my wyvern on the ground with one really mean cat hugging me, I did win tho
Well, I was on a quetz and me and my tribemate were flying through the redwoods to get to a base quicker. We were on the way to trade for a thyla.... Then a wild thyla pounces me knocks me off the passive quetz. My tribemate jumps down and a second thyla pounces him, I die he dies. We start flying back on pteranodons and the thylas kill our quetz before we get there. Rip. Pretzal.