Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Extremely ennoying. I was out having a peacefull ride on my favourite pteranadon Deep throat. When out jumps one of these wild beasts and knocks me off deep throat. In panic a released my favourite red bear merlot. Forgetting he was set to passive. As he is gentle and simply misunderstood. But anyways after further panic I managed to kill the thylacoleo. But now I can't find merlot and deep throat sadly is no more. Rip deep throat . O and the tip is shotgun to the face.
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