Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Well, I was on a quetz and me and my tribemate were flying through the redwoods to get to a base quicker. We were on the way to trade for a thyla.... Then a wild thyla pounces me knocks me off the passive quetz. My tribemate jumps down and a second thyla pounces him, I die he dies. We start flying back on pteranodons and the thylas kill our quetz before we get there. Rip. Pretzal.
When I first saw this gigantic hell cat I was flying around the redwood forest on the Center. I was in the lower left hand corner just looking over the side and suddenly I was ripped off my bird and both a-hole cat and I fell all the way down into the water. We both survived but the creature was eaten by a megalodon. I actually never died and I am still surprised as to how I did that. I managed to swim to the hidden stairs climb all the way up and found my house again. I then got my other bird and rescued my original one and we went home and I stayed there for a while in the protection of my Rex guards.