One of these will yeet off your armor and pull a sex offender on you.

Was that too much?

If no weapon formed against me shall not prosper, then this thing definitely doesn’t count as a weapon because it DEFINITELY prospered against me and my pteranodon when I was first flying through the redwoods.

Looks like we’re going back to vetnam

I was riding my saber through the redwoods and BAM dead.I want back to find my saber and a thylacoleo spinning in circles and neither of them were hurt at all😂

#Prayfordanniel we’ll find ya bud no matter how lomg it takes

Just do yourself a favor and don't make a tree base because when you wake up and walk out of your mini house it's waiting right above you

I was on a server and I saw someone riding one of theese. It was jebus. He wak on air.

You have a argy now well don’t you remember me I stole you’re pteranodon

#Pray for Daniel hang in their buddy we'll find you

#prayfordaniel you will find your buddy

Umm so this thyla thing is hard to tame one time my brother is just walking in the redwood forest....ALL THE SUDDEN... We all jumped....their was like 3 or 5 thylas in his face..I saw them jump out of a tree......SO SCARY

Me: doo doo doo where is a good tame..

my pter: oh look at that Rex wanna tame that?

me: ooo yes let’s go back to base and take the short cut (redwoods)

*us flying through*

Thyla: OOO YES A SNACK THIS SHOULD BE YUMMY

*proceeds to rip me to shreds while my pter watches*

Bro why do they eat extraordinary kibble it’s a cat

This thing tried to kill me when I was so peacefully trying to get a giga to kill it

I am the lorax

I speak for the trees

The trees say:

Launch the murder kitties

When a thyla attacks a microraptor: the microraptor: you were my brother Anakin. I loved you.

You won't see them, they will see you and grab you off your mount

I have walked past two titanasoars and still haven't seen a single thylacoleo and I checked if I needed glasses yesterday