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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 7 · Answer 1 · 2019-01-17T18:05:30+00:00

#PrayForDaniel...the lost lil guy

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2022-08-08T08:51:34+00:00

So I’m chilling through redwoods on my crystal wyvern looking for high level Carlos and otters I’m cruising very low to the ground until I reach this cliff/drop off section when out of the corner of my screen a brown shadow darts towards me before I knew it I was off my wyvern on the ground with one really mean cat hugging me, I did win tho

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2019-11-03T13:14:18+00:00

Let's give prayer for all the tames lost to these monsters

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2018-10-23T04:22:22+00:00

One of these will yeet off your armor and pull a sex offender on you.

Was that too much?

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2024-06-20T02:41:08+00:00

One time I was level 1 flying around the red woods with my argy and one jump on me…saw Jesus in 5 seconds also my argy.

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-29T20:10:02+00:00

I was on a server and I saw someone riding one of theese. It was jebus. He wak on air.

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-09T14:09:34+00:00

You have a argy now well don’t you remember me I stole you’re pteranodon

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2020-08-20T02:33:52+00:00

I was riding my saber through the redwoods and BAM dead.I want back to find my saber and a thylacoleo spinning in circles and neither of them were hurt at all😂

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2019-09-05T00:32:01+00:00

#Prayfordanniel we’ll find ya bud no matter how lomg it takes

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2025-06-02T11:23:34+00:00

bruh daniel was lost from 8 years and yall still talking about him - _-

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2025-05-25T16:19:25+00:00

So I'm like hey these things are tree huggers like me so I went to become friends it had rabies.

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2022-05-31T17:00:33+00:00

Bro why do they eat extraordinary kibble it’s a cat

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2021-05-18T14:16:13+00:00

This thing tried to kill me when I was so peacefully trying to get a giga to kill it

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2021-05-17T00:22:59+00:00

I am the lorax

I speak for the trees

The trees say:

Launch the murder kitties

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-11T04:27:19+00:00

#Pray for Daniel hang in their buddy we'll find you

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2019-06-09T21:27:41+00:00

#prayfordaniel you will find your buddy

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2022-03-27T10:06:03+00:00

GUYS IM DANIELS Owner's friend and they we found him Daniel's body we mean. As we saw him 2 my high lvl REXES killed him right in front of our eyes so ya... we did get revenge tho! Pls 📤vøte this so peeps that are obsessed can see!👍🏻😁 we will miss Daniel btw!

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2021-04-13T22:50:05+00:00

When a thyla attacks a microraptor: the microraptor: you were my brother Anakin. I loved you.

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2021-04-09T17:16:41+00:00

You won't see them, they will see you and grab you off your mount

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2020-02-09T05:30:25+00:00

I have walked past two titanasoars and still haven't seen a single thylacoleo and I checked if I needed glasses yesterday