So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping

Oh they're kinda cute

*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*

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He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out

Me:Awwwwwww its so cute

(gets closer)

Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE

(passes out)

Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute

Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.

Me : gets knocked out

It: it will be a slow painful death

Me: why

It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit

Dis guy exists irl

It look more like a bearded dragon like what I have in real life up if I’m right about this.

Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, “There there little guy. Daddy’s here.” is not a effective way to tame this creature

Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.

Me:kill my son KILL.

Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.

Enemy tribe: oh snap

Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.

Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.

Me:victory