What are some funny jokes or stories about the thorny dragon? Funny thorny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Minus the t from thorny dragon and you get Kim Kardashian
He will kill u with all of its cuteness
If you say cute (two seconds later) knocked out
Aww... Mommy can I go pet it? * walks toward * No son! * thorns shoot out * Nooooo!
Thorny Dragon: Has eggs
Ark devs: hmm- why don't we give it a kibble in a game that it doesn't exist in!
Also Ark Devs: YES GIVE IT ARK MOBILE KIBBLE
C U T E
too CUTE
Awww ow what the hell! You’re hostile! What no no no!
IS IT ME OR ARE THEY ADORABLE (gets killed bye one ))
ITS A FLIPPING BEARDIE!!! A hElpFuL TiP ShOuLd InCludE
MOre WOrDs
Why does it look like one of those cute little lizards that turn into a ball by biting it's tail?
Walking up it's so cute u get knocked out then oh wait not cute oh crap
my friends trying to convince me its not hostile: \ (^<>^) /
me thats been playing ark for a week: / -_- \
Me! SO CUTE!!!
That dragon I called cute: (shink, shink, shikshikshikshikshikshik, spines appear)
Me: I TOLD YOU YOU’RE CU—
Human lvl 3 was killed by a Thorny Dragon level 1
Hug it trust me hug it -Dakotaman
Me see one it is after me me run run run then me go’s night night me died why’s i thought you were cute but you were not
It’s soooooo cute but it knocked me out
Its the TCU mascot. If you dont know what that is it a horned frog football team
Me seeing one “to cute to kill”
It:CUTE! IM CUTE GIMME A HUG
Me “ok”
(Hugs and dies)
“I take it back,you’re bad”
;)
The thorny squirrel of DOOOOOM!
I named mine dat spike boi
He's cute but dumb