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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

If you say cute (two seconds later) knocked out
More Thorny Dragon Funny Tips
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, youβll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, βThere there little guy. Daddyβs here.β is not a effective way to tame this creature
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
Me: why
It: I donβt have teeth you dimwit
Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.
Me:victory
This is just a pet that u can get but 50 times bigger
This is just a pet that u can get but 50 times bigger