So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping

Oh they're kinda cute

*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*

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He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out

Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.

Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, “There there little guy. Daddy’s here.” is not a effective way to tame this creature

Me:Awwwwwww its so cute

(gets closer)

Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE

(passes out)

Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute

Me : gets knocked out

It: it will be a slow painful death

Me: why

It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit

Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.

Me:kill my son KILL.

Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.

Enemy tribe: oh snap

Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.

Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.

Me:victory

This is just a pet that u can get but 50 times bigger

This is just a pet that u can get but 50 times bigger