Me see one it is after me me run run run then me go’s night night me died why’s i thought you were cute but you were not
It looks like a Bearded Dragon mixed with a Pangolin. 🦔🦎
They don't have emojis of those animals... So I improvised.
I tried.
It's looks kinda cute.
(Pls don't think I'm weird cuz I'm not!)
Why does it look like one of those cute little lizards that turn into a ball by biting it's tail?
When you first spawn in but u see on of these bad bois follow the steps b3llow to survive
1.beg for mercy
2.run away
3.jump off the nearby cliff to escape the dragon
4.hit the up arrow if you think wildcard should make these things fly
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
Why is there a thorny dragon kibble for mobile but there's no thorny dragon
what the f@#'/
Up for us poor mobile players
Oh they're kinda cute
*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*
F!@#$
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
Me: why
It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
