I just got scorched earth on switch and was so exited about the new dinos. I found thorny boy by the green obelisk. I… | Thorny Dragon Funny

1590 points 😂 Funny Mar 25, 2020 Report

When you first spawn in but u see on of these bad bois follow the steps b3llow to survive

1.beg for mercy

2.run away

3.jump off the nearby cliff to escape the dragon

4.hit the up arrow if you think wildcard should make these things fly

363 points 😂 Funny Jun 12, 2020 Report

So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping

349 points 😂 Funny Sep 17, 2017 Report

Oh they're kinda cute

*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*

F!@#$

341 points 😂 Funny Oct 14, 2017 Report

He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out

318 points 😂 Funny Jan 30, 2018 Report

Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.

309 points 😂 Funny Oct 18, 2017 Report

Me:Awwwwwww its so cute

(gets closer)

Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE

(passes out)

Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute

Looks like my obese bearded dragon.

Why is there a thorny dragon kibble for mobile but there's no thorny dragon

what the f@#'/

Up for us poor mobile players

127 points 😂 Funny Apr 29, 2020 Report

Me : gets knocked out

It: it will be a slow painful death

Me: why

It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit

If it's a thorny dragon...why does it have no wings???

The greatest mystery of all time..

Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion