I asked all my cousins what they thought about that lizard and one of them said the spiky ball of lizard with the rage of 1000 Suns do not be fooled by its cuteness. It will murder you. He said it so dramatically. I’m kind of scared now. Help me.
When you first spawn in but u see on of these bad bois follow the steps b3llow to survive
1.beg for mercy
2.run away
3.jump off the nearby cliff to escape the dragon
4.hit the up arrow if you think wildcard should make these things fly
It looks like a Bearded Dragon mixed with a Pangolin. 🦔🦎
They don't have emojis of those animals... So I improvised.
I tried.
It's looks kinda cute.
(Pls don't think I'm weird cuz I'm not!)
Why does it look like one of those cute little lizards that turn into a ball by biting it's tail?
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
Mine got gang banged by pigs 😤
Oh they're kinda cute
*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*
F!@#$
Why is there a thorny dragon kibble for mobile but there's no thorny dragon
what the f@#'/
Up for us poor mobile players
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
