Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
this ese, m8, they got poisonous leafs and they dont have teeth but still get tjat much wood, and boi? that skin doesnt do shit, thought it would give some fortitude
More Thorny Dragon Funny Tips
Me filling it with stone to build a sentry: hahhah
Friend: Why do tha-
Me: begins playing TF2 theme
Friend: Why do tha-
Me: begins playing TF2 theme
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, βThere there little guy. Daddyβs here.β is not a effective way to tame this creature
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, youβll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.
Me:victory
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.
Me:victory
Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
Me: why
It: I donβt have teeth you dimwit
It: it will be a slow painful death
Me: why
It: I donβt have teeth you dimwit
No sillyβs this is my first grade photo not a Dino
