Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
this ese, m8, they got poisonous leafs and they dont have teeth but still get tjat much wood, and boi? that skin doesnt do shit, thought it would give some fortitude
More Thorny Dragon Funny Tips
When you first spawn in but u see on of these bad bois follow the steps b3llow to survive
1.beg for mercy
2.run away
3.jump off the nearby cliff to escape the dragon
4.hit the up arrow if you think wildcard should make these things fly
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
Why is there a thorny dragon kibble for mobile but there's no thorny dragon
what the f@#'/
Up for us poor mobile players
Oh they're kinda cute
*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*
F!@#$
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, youβll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
Me: why
It: I donβt have teeth you dimwit
Donβt get why they include this guy but not the morelltops. Up this if you think it should be added to fjordur.
Me: OMG ITS A BIG LIZARD, I WANT TO PET IT.
Thorny dragon: who does this little piece of crap think he is?
Me: why would a lizard be har⦠HOLY SH#T RUN RUN RUN!
Thorny dragon: COME OVER HERE B#TCH!
Server: player was killed by level 99999 thorny dragon.