It’s favorite food is narcotics... make sure to bring 200
Therizinosaurus
The Therizinosaurus (or "Tickle Chicken") is a swift, clawed herbivore prized for its versatility. Its specialized strikes make it an exceptional resource gatherer, while its strength makes it a powerful combat mount.
Jokes and funny moments about the Therizinosaurus from ARK players.
I see this, Next i see this
Therizinosaurus has killed your 140 raptor
Therizinosaurus has killed your 172 Parry the parasaur
Therizinosaurus has killed your confidence
Therizinosaurus has killed your spirit for living
Just to say, the glitch that happens isn’t actually a glitch. Your dinosaurs don’t fall through the map, it just blends them so fast that they can’t fight back. The bodies then do a rag doll and are launched into space
Most people call it a Therizno
I call it a Thereisnohope.
Steal egg------ rips you to pieces. Look at it from far away----- chases you down to the ends of ark then rips you to pieces
It’s literally a vegan Rex
I built a base on herbivore island to get away from these . . . But they swim . . .
They will find you, no matter were you are.
This thing is basically a prehistoric version of Freddy krueger
How to tame a Therry
Step 1 find a therry
Step 2 shoot it
Step 3 lead it into a trap
Step 4 realize you don’t have a trap
Step 5 die
If the vegan teacher came to ark
Don't be afraid, it only just wants to tickle you!
Don't disrespect the danger floof. Let him be, or he will stick his pointy claws into your bum. Danger floof is love, danger floof is life.
I've... Lost so many.... good men and dinos have died, I've at least lost 10 rexes and it has pillaged our village, killed our children, done unspeakable acts to our women. And now... We've finally knocked it out, it will be our ultimate weapon, these men…
I've... Lost so many.... good men and dinos have died, I've at least lost 10 rexes and it has pillaged our village, killed our children, done unspeakable acts to our women. And now... We've finally knocked it out, it will be our ultimate weapon, these men didn't die in vai- OH SHIT ITS AWAKE FUCKING RUN
I got in my closet and see a theri
I scream MOMMY!!!
I had so much trama but this is the one
That I have to pull out a gun
* BAM*
If you see this thing, RUN. It does not give a flying crap if you’s homeless.
if a dodo was in pokemon it would evolve into this thng
Every Girl on Instagram be like:
I call these friendly fellows Turkey-saurus. Their long claws allow the maximum amount of tickle action; their passive nature is perfect so you can really get up close to observe these gentle creatures. If they come running at you with arms open wide, mouth parted, teeth…
I call these friendly fellows Turkey-saurus. Their long claws allow the maximum amount of tickle action; their passive nature is perfect so you can really get up close to observe these gentle creatures. If they come running at you with arms open wide, mouth parted, teeth gleaming, and eyes blazing, don't worry. He just wants to give you a warm, cuddly hug. To tame them, it is actually a passive tame. To tame, throw spears at them, shoot them with a bow, or if you get close enough, punch the snot out of them. When the run at you to give you a hug, just stand still. Running will ruin the taming effectiveness.
He protect
He attack
But most importantly
He pulled your spine from your back
The first time I saw one I was like, “*gasp* A GIANT FLUFFY CHICKEN!!” And i was on a server with my sister and she was like, “don’t go near them!!”
… I hugged it…
… I died…