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Jokes and funny moments about the Therizinosaurus from ARK players.

Warning! These guys cause a serious glitch. If one gets in your base when you aren't there, every dino you own will disappear. I'm not sure if they fall through the map or what happens.

EDIT: Further testing shows that you can be there, you just can't be…

Tickle Chicken, Tickle Chicken, go Away

-a poem by Melon.sodaa_

Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, go away. Dont come back another day.

You’ve killed my carnos, raptors, and rexes too, what other forms of damage could you possibly do??

I dont what…

Everyone run we found that Karen got her nails done and she gonna yell so loud we can fall of a bird

There’s a lvl 140 theri next to my house.

That is now his house.

Me: Hey, lvl 150 theri that I randomly found in my base, have you seen all my passive tames?

Theri: perhaps

Me: This thing likes berries? Ight, I'ma head out..

*Time passes like a fart*

My Friend: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING TO THAT THERI!?

Me stuffing stacks of meat in its throat: FEEDING IT WHAT IT DESERVES

When cluck was 99.9% tamed, he woke up and killed me and my friend. I started again. Regardless that cluck killed me, I travel with her to this day.

SHUT UP WITH “BolA Ur TrIbe MaTe aNd rUN” THAT STILL BRINGS YOU NO HOPE WITH THIS DEMON

Me: AHHH THERES A THERI STUCK IN MY BASE!!!

Game: therinzosaurus lvl 1 killed your gigantosaurus lvl 250

Me: NOT MY GIGA!!

Me: hops onto my wyvern*

Game: you and your wyvern lvl 500 were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus

Me: respawns at base*

Game: you were killed by lvl 1…

So I ended up taming one, and an alpha raptor who would usually come over for "house rent" attacked my base, my tickle chicken then grabbed it and walked into the forest and came back out with meat, hide, and an alpha raptor hat.

Lesson: DON'T F*CK WITH THE TICKLE CHICKEN!

Hey theri

You're hairy

Do you Wanna do a tame

I wonder if it has fame

Now he's chasing me

Say leave me be

*It kills me*

"WOAH, IT'S A GIANT CHICKEN WITH CLAWS, LET'S TAME IT" The last words of any new player

Step 1: find one of these things in the dead of night.

Step 2: run

To the person who said they are cute, they are cute. Until they maul you to death. But still…

This is Therizinozaurus (i dont have emoji:() AFTER evry two likes he kills one noob on the beach. How many noobs will kill Therizino?