It says 1.4% chance of death with the scorpion KO... last time I checked it's a 100% chance of death for u and ur scorpion
Therizinosaurus
The Therizinosaurus (or "Tickle Chicken") is a swift, clawed herbivore prized for its versatility. Its specialized strikes make it an exceptional resource gatherer, while its strength makes it a powerful combat mount.
Jokes and funny moments about the Therizinosaurus from ARK players.
*jazz hands*
Why is tickle chiken doing jazz hands? We will never know.
Herbivore island isn’t safe.
They are herbivores too.
Bigbird from Sesame Street ruined by steroids
Yeetus cleetus i hope this thing commits self deleteus
Roses are red, buildings are made of plaster. You may run fast, but tickle chicken is faster
They like spuds. There, I helped.
I tamed one!!!!! (nearly died):(
T i c k l e c h I c k e n :D
So the story begins with my two Argys (RIP). I was breeding two Argys and I forgot to feed one of them so it died I was so annoyed but I stayed and looked after the other baby, then all of a sudden the banner pops up and says you are in a dangerous area so I leave my Argy to…
So the story begins with my two Argys (RIP). I was breeding two Argys and I forgot to feed one of them so it died I was so annoyed but I stayed and looked after the other baby, then all of a sudden the banner pops up and says you are in a dangerous area so I leave my Argy to check out what it was it was a pack of Sabertooths that killed my level 30 Pteranodon I was so mad now. But it got me thinking, then it came to me I would build a new base. So I fly my pink level 25 pteranodon To find a nice location to build my base but my pteranodon ran out of stamina so I went down and I got eaten by a Pack of Allos, I was about to quit. But on the way I saw a Theri, so I respawnd and grinded enough materials to tame the beast. It took me four in game days to tame. It was now night time, and as soon as I was about to tame the Theri then a Carno came and killed it and me. It was at 98% tamed. The single biggest F in the chat ever. I have yet to tame a Theri. Thank you for reading (Rip all tames)
I T S F I N G E R L I C K I N G O O D
Survivor: you know, I wish there was a Dino that was like a super deadly dodo.
Wildcard: hold my beer...
me: -Shows pet chicken picture of tickle chicken-
chicken: -Stares like the almighty beast he is-
Me: It's you when your hungry.
Chicken: -Stares-
Me: Eat a snickers
Chicken: I no eat Snickers -Smacks snickers out of my hand and proceeds to peck my face-
My…
me: -Shows pet chicken picture of tickle chicken-
chicken: -Stares like the almighty beast he is-
Me: It's you when your hungry.
Chicken: -Stares-
Me: Eat a snickers
Chicken: I no eat Snickers -Smacks snickers out of my hand and proceeds to peck my face-
My Chickens are pshyco paths \(._.)/
Me: is taming this guy
Also me: doesn’t give it narcs for 2 seconds
The therizino: ima head out
Since these guys came out I enjoy eating chicken because I hate them.
Nope, I will not believe this sociopath likes little berries >=[
5 minutes later,
Pro: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT THERI!?
Me stuffing stacks of meat into it: MAKING IT WHAT IT TRULY IS, A MONSTER
These take so long to tame that i got so bored that i just shotgunned every dodo in a .5 km radius
Looks like me mother after getting out of bed
Nothing beats a jettwo holiday! Right now, you can save £50 per person! That's £200 off for a family of 4!
-Me explaining the benefits of touching a Theri to my noob friend
I like to call these young fellows tickle chickens. I you approach one it will approach you with arms open ready to have a good ol' fashion tickle fight. Just be careful, these guys do like to play rough