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I call these friendly fellows Turkey-saurus. Their long claws allow the maximum amount of tickle action; their passive nature is perfect so you can really get up close to observe these gentle creatures. If they come running at you with arms open wide, mouth parted, teeth gleaming, and eyes blazing, don't worry. He just wants to give you a warm, cuddly hug. To tame them, it is actually a passive tame. To tame, throw spears at them, shoot them with a bow, or if you get close enough, punch the snot out of them. When the run at you to give you a hug, just stand still. Running will ruin the taming effectiveness.

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