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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 655 · Answer 1 · 2020-01-28T17:58:57+00:00

if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2021-01-13T05:53:00+00:00

Chicken = Dodo = Terror bird = Therizinosaurus = Dodo bitus ( ark mobile dungeon boss ) = Dodo rex = Dodo wyvern = Dododex

score 2219 · Answer 3 · 2017-01-12T12:22:21+00:00

The almighty tickle chicken!

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-01-13T21:09:50+00:00

I was minding my business when I saw a Spino spinosaurus and a and this Demon bird the Spino came charging at the This Two seconds later the spino was dead.

score 1702 · Answer 5 · 2017-02-26T09:38:34+00:00

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-09T19:20:06+00:00

He attac
He protect
But most importantly
He like ur cut g

score 1538 · Answer 7 · 2017-01-14T04:20:29+00:00

Level up = jazz hands

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-11T16:43:05+00:00

Swipe up = pervert tickle
Swipe down = pervert sniff
Tap = sex

score 269 · Answer 9 · 2020-04-03T18:39:01+00:00

He attac,
He protec,
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-09T23:21:23+00:00

He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He gives you a bit smac

score 1300 · Answer 11 · 2017-01-20T03:56:08+00:00

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2021-01-09T10:01:46+00:00

Thinking of the fact they eat your dead body besides the way you tame them :p

score 187 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-25T03:39:12+00:00

DOES THIS THING UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SOCIAL DISTANCING

score 1057 · Answer 14 · 2017-02-09T17:42:38+00:00

These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-01-13T18:54:19+00:00

-got on ark
-sees this thing trying to attack me
-my para just vibing there
-thinks about taming it
-theri gets killed by other player
-i thank them

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-01-13T18:52:15+00:00

You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth therizino

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-07T15:36:31+00:00

The Tickle Chicken does not play games, he simply cuts you and your mounts into pieces. One must praise the Tickle Chicken, for he will kill the unfaithful.

score 7 · Answer 18 · 2020-12-30T02:04:33+00:00

Theas things killed my pack of dilos and I stole it’s eggs
Fair carma

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-13T10:44:34+00:00

He is noob no one will tame this low lev😉😂😂😂

score 745 · Answer 20 · 2017-05-24T15:31:58+00:00

One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...
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