Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you find this thing RUN it took me out in two hits and completely demolished my home and murdered my raptor and my little otter cuddles please like to pay respects to my little cuddles kept me warm on the cold nights
Wanna know how to kill or get away from a Therizinosaurus? THER-IZNO WAY ๐๐
Wait wait wait... THIS THING EATS BERRIES?!?!??!!
Its the vegan teacher in Dino form
When u get 50 prime and realize itโs a vegan Rex not a carnivore๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
The almighty tickle chicken!
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Level up = jazz hands
This BIRD killed me, my family, my car, 3 of my best dodo friends and my turtle named Lamborghini.
If you go to the search bar and type tickle chicken it will pull up a thery ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐1up=1pesrson who loves the Dododex
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.
These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.
'Wanna know how I got these scars?'
One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...
Send help...
He attac,
He protec,
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.
If you don't have Megalosaurus kibble it's next favorite kibble is narcotics
The first time i saw this I thought it was peaceful even with the claws when i went closer to it i got flinged and fell down a 15,674 ft mountain falling to my destiny
DOES THIS THING UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SOCIAL DISTANCING
if u see ts, js give it up gng๐ฅ๐โ๐ฟ