When you find a blue one don't atack it whit a dino names russia

Diss dude be like GODZILLA REeeeeeeereeeeee

if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

The almighty tickle chicken!

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

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Fluff bottom fluff bottom fluffy fluffy fluff bottom
Jazz hands yo

He attac,
He protec,
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.

Level up = jazz hands

DOES THIS THING UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SOCIAL DISTANCING

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

Me; I want theri claws
Theri; Ok her is you dead from them

These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.

Therisnohope. . . . . . . . . . . .

Roses are red Raptors can be blue this thing will turn you guts into goo

If you see one better run for your life, Better pray that you brought with you your knife.

If you lead it back to your house it will destroy it, like it’s a plain old mouse

When you leave, it will kill all your tames, and you will come back with lots of pain

They’ll tickle you to death as you take your last breath, pray for help but your tribes all at rest

Thank you for reading please leave a like, and maybe next time you see one they’ll spare your life

"WOAH, IT'S A GIANT CHICKEN WITH CLAWS, LET'S TAME IT" The last words of any new player

One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...
Send help...

And this kids, this is why you level up stamina and speed.

If you don't have Megalosaurus kibble it's next favorite kibble is narcotics

Tickle Chicken, Tickle Chicken, go Away
-a poem by Melon.sodaa_
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, go away. Dont come back another day.
You’ve killed my carnos, raptors, and rexes too, what other forms of damage could you possibly do??
I dont what your girl scout cookies you dumb ghetto b****. Sometimes i just wish you would die in a ditch.
Im personally offended by your existence. Get out of here please, just keep your distance.
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, Get out of my home. You are not welcome here, leave me alone.

I was new, I was brave, and had a stick with a sharp point, just had my first kill when I saw this big chicken... Then enlightenment struck my mind: big chicken, good meat, go poke the chicken with your pointy stick... The rest as they say is history