if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

It’s favorite food is narcotics... make sure to bring 200

Roses are red Raptors can be blue this thing will turn you guts into goo

If you see one better run for your life, Better pray that you brought with you your knife.

If you lead it back to your house it will destroy it, like it’s a plain old mouse

When you leave, it will kill all your tames, and you will come back with lots of pain

They’ll tickle you to death as you take your last breath, pray for help but your tribes all at rest

Thank you for reading please leave a like, and maybe next time you see one they’ll spare your life

He attac,
He protec,
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.

Therisnohope. . . . . . . . . . . .

And this kids, this is why you level up stamina and speed.

DOES THIS THING UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SOCIAL DISTANCING

The almighty tickle chicken!

That’s a nice base you got there....

I sure hope that nothing..........

happens! *destroys base and kills your tames in 10 minutes*

Nice chicken...Nice chicken....

Tickle Chicken, Tickle Chicken, go Away
-a poem by Melon.sodaa_
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, go away. Dont come back another day.
You’ve killed my carnos, raptors, and rexes too, what other forms of damage could you possibly do??
I dont what your girl scout cookies you dumb ghetto b****. Sometimes i just wish you would die in a ditch.
Im personally offended by your existence. Get out of here please, just keep your distance.
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, Get out of my home. You are not welcome here, leave me alone.

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

Level up = jazz hands

Herbivore island isn’t safe.


They are herbivores too.

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a fuck. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

SHUT UP WITH “BolA Ur TrIbe MaTe aNd rUN” THAT STILL BRINGS YOU NO HOPE WITH THIS DEMON

So the story begins with my two Argys (RIP). I was breeding two Argys and I forgot to feed one of them so it died I was so annoyed but I stayed and looked after the other baby, then all of a sudden the banner pops up and says you are in a dangerous area so I leave my Argy to check out what it was it was a pack of Sabertooths that killed my level 30 Pteranodon I was so mad now. But it got me thinking, then it came to me I would build a new base. So I fly my pink level 25 pteranodon To find a nice location to build my base but my pteranodon ran out of stamina so I went down and I got eaten by a Pack of Allos, I was about to quit. But on the way I saw a Theri, so I respawnd and grinded enough materials to tame the beast. It took me four in game days to tame. It was now night time, and as soon as I was about to tame the Theri then a Carno came and killed it and me. It was at 98% tamed. The single biggest F in the chat ever. I have yet to tame a Theri. Thank you for reading (Rip all tames)

These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.

If u tame this thing and leveling it up it will give u a free hug😂






1LVL=1hug

I built a base on herbivore island to get away from these . . . But they swim . . .

They will find you, no matter were you are.