Dododex
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Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Chicken = Dodo = Terror bird = Therizinosaurus = Dodo bitus ( ark mobile dungeon boss ) = Dodo rex = Dodo wyvern = Dododex
The almighty tickle chicken!
I was minding my business when I saw a Spino spinosaurus and a and this Demon bird the Spino came charging at the This Two seconds later the spino was dead.
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
He attac
He protect
But most importantly
He like ur cut g
He protect
But most importantly
He like ur cut g
Level up = jazz hands
Swipe up = pervert tickle
Swipe down = pervert sniff
Tap = sex
Swipe down = pervert sniff
Tap = sex
He attac,
He protec,
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.
He protec,
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He gives you a bit smac
He attac
But most importantly
He gives you a bit smac
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.
Thinking of the fact they eat your dead body besides the way you tame them :p
DOES THIS THING UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SOCIAL DISTANCING
These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.
-got on ark
-sees this thing trying to attack me
-my para just vibing there
-thinks about taming it
-theri gets killed by other player
-i thank them
-sees this thing trying to attack me
-my para just vibing there
-thinks about taming it
-theri gets killed by other player
-i thank them
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth therizino
You've been struck by
A smooth therizino
The Tickle Chicken does not play games, he simply cuts you and your mounts into pieces. One must praise the Tickle Chicken, for he will kill the unfaithful.
Theas things killed my pack of dilos and I stole itβs eggs
Fair carma
Fair carma
He is noob no one will tame this low levππππ
One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...
Send help...
Send help...