If you find this thing RUN it took me out in two hits and completely demolished my home and murdered my raptor and my little otter cuddles please like to pay respects to my little cuddles kept me warm on the cold nights

Every Girl on Instagram be like:

The almighty tickle chicken!

I was just looking at the view of a cliff and a therozinosourus pushed me off ssooooo

if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

If you go to the search bar and type tickle chicken it will pull up a thery 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂1up=1pesrson who loves the Dododex

Level up = jazz hands

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

How to tame a Therry

Step 1 find a therry

Step 2 shoot it

Step 3 lead it into a trap

Step 4 realize you don’t have a trap

Step 5 die

I’m a wonder around using a cheat to play is this and scare the heck out of my brother so what I’m gonna do is this step one turn into this tickle chicken step two walk around doing anything A normal tickle chicken would do all but one thing Agression step three walk around and let a bunch of people punch you, and do nothing about it just keep walking step four As the people punch you to get your torpor, to go hyper run away from them, run back and kill them all step five laugh at them, saying you got them. You got them real good step six laugh over and over and over again as you do this again.

These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.

Players on ARK PC/Console: AAAAAAAAAAA

My brain with a ramshackle simple pistol: “survivor see survivor do” “8 gunshots later”

Game: you have killed a Therizino! (Level 10)

These things are very dangerous unless you have at least three paras. With saddles if they do manage to kill you you must be newbie I haven’t died by one of them because I’ve killed two it’s about to be

hee hee

'Wanna know how I got these scars?'

One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...

Send help...

He attac,

He protec,

He kill all who have tried to turn bac,

He wake up when you think he down,

He destroy all structures that he found,

He find all,

He destroy all.

DOES THIS THING UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SOCIAL DISTANCING

If you don't have Megalosaurus kibble it's next favorite kibble is narcotics

It's turnkey tron 8000 made to kill any human in contact or being attacked first