Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2021-10-21T01:02:13+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue me and my Thera are coming to kill you

score 2412 · Answer 2 · 2017-01-12T12:22:21+00:00

The almighty tickle chicken!

score 858 · Answer 3 · 2020-01-28T17:58:57+00:00

if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

score 1864 · Answer 4 · 2017-02-26T09:38:34+00:00

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

score 1685 · Answer 5 · 2017-01-14T04:20:29+00:00

Level up = jazz hands

score 62 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-27T07:48:51+00:00

Beware! Legend says that Therizinosaur is the direct ascendant of Saitama, one swipe and your holy spirit leave your body, the earth, the universe. Up if you want to warn new players.

score 1392 · Answer 7 · 2017-01-20T03:56:08+00:00

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

score 1126 · Answer 8 · 2017-02-09T17:42:38+00:00

These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-10-19T18:49:52+00:00

If you see that thing run it’s devil’s chicken

score 359 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-03T18:39:01+00:00

He attac,

He protec,

He kill all who have tried to turn bac,

He wake up when you think he down,

He destroy all structures that he found,

He find all,

He destroy all.

score 1057 · Answer 11 · 2017-01-31T08:08:16+00:00

'Wanna know how I got these scars?'

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2021-10-11T23:37:30+00:00

I am using a very good bow 320 dance I got on a rock and I knock a lvl 30 and I used the 10x balm from a quest and BOOM a murder chicken is tamed only took 10 minutes 👍 then it died from a raptor

score 272 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-25T03:39:12+00:00

DOES THIS THING UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SOCIAL DISTANCING

score 807 · Answer 14 · 2017-05-24T15:31:58+00:00

One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...

Send help...

score 8 · Answer 15 · 2021-09-25T22:15:24+00:00

When you’re dodo evolves be like.

score 37 · Answer 16 · 2021-07-11T17:09:29+00:00

Me: AHHH THERES A THERI STUCK IN MY BASE!!!

Game: therinzosaurus lvl 1 killed your gigantosaurus lvl 250

Me: NOT MY GIGA!!

Me: hops onto my wyvern*

Game: you and your wyvern lvl 500 were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus

Me: respawns at base*

Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus

Me: respawns at base again*

Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus

Me: seriously?

Me: respawns at base AGAIN*

Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus

Me (rage): ARE YOU JOKING ME!?!?

Therinzosaurus: nope, I’m not joking.

Therinzosaurus: tee-hee!

Me: seriously?

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-10-18T18:24:43+00:00

Rare flowers? What do you mean rare?

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2021-09-30T00:27:46+00:00

A wild tickle chicken approaches

score 36 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-07T05:04:37+00:00

Poor big bird turned into a drug addict..😔

score 36 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-07T05:04:37+00:00

Poor big bird turned into a drug addict..😔