The almighty tickle chicken!

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

Level up = jazz hands

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a fuck. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

Ther is no saurus. So, what’s with the Dino?

These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.

One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...
Send help...

If you don't have Megalosaurus kibble it's next favorite kibble is narcotics

Look at this dood he needs his fingernails clipped.

As the Tickle Chicken came closer to my flimsy thatch base, I felt true fear. I looked at my spear, knowing if I fought this Terror Chicken, I would die, a lot. But despite this, I crafted more spears, because they always break when you need them not to. Ready for battle and death, I stood in the doorway, watching as the Bane of Noobs drawing closer. Suddenly, it stopped, just out of aggro range, and stood. We looked into each other's eyes for what seemed like an eternity, then it left. As it walked back to the jungle that spawned it, it looked back. our eyes met once again, and suddenly, I knew, we both knew, it was my destiny to tame it. I nodded, showing I understood, and the Raptor Slicer nodded back, resuming it's journey.

Don't fuck with the Therizinosaurus.

They will haunt your dreams. Silent steps and long claws caressing your neck...

I luerd it in to the water with a raft it got eaten by a megladon

Most people call it a Therizno

I call it a Thereisnohope.

I've... Lost so many.... good men and dinos have died, I've at least lost 10 rexes and it has pillaged our village, killed our children, done unspeakable acts to our women. And now... We've finally knocked it out, it will be our ultimate weapon, these men didn't die in vai- OH SHIT ITS AWAKE FUCKING RUN

Dear Dododex:

I recently noticed that you have gotten rid of the following from the Therizino log: (Tickle Chicken)

I must ask you why, for this added information is VERY important to understanding this mystical creature. I do hope you read this and after reading this add back in the beloved and useful extra bit of information.

Warning! These guys cause a serious glitch. If one gets in your base when you aren't there, every dino you own will disappear. I'm not sure if they fall through the map or what happens.

EDIT: Further testing shows that you can be there, you just can't be looking. Be real careful of these guys. I've lost so many gigas.

So I ended up taming one, and an alpha raptor who would usually come over for "house rent" attacked my base, my tickle chicken then grabbed it and walked into the forest and came back out with meat, hide, and an alpha raptor hat.
Lesson: DON'T F*CK WITH THE TICKLE CHICKEN!

When cluck was 99.9% tamed, he woke up and killed me and my friend. I started again. Regardless that cluck killed me, I travel with her to this day.

It's basically a freight train with feathers and claws.

This is Therizinozaurus (i dont have emoji:() AFTER evry two likes he kills one noob on the beach. How many noobs will kill Therizino?