if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

If you need a cuddle I'm your bird

A mega tribe wiped me so I wiped them with an army of eerie theris transferred from another server.

Oh and I even did the torture dance to further annoy them. JoJo's bizzare adventure reference.

Spread.

Me walks anywhere near it the therizino omai wa mou shinderu

The almighty tickle chicken!

Just realized that you can learn the saddle at level 69...

Bola your tribemate or your friends and run or you could lure a raider into a out of them

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

Level up = jazz hands

Step 1: tame raptor and bronto
Step 2: equip raptor with saddle
Step 3: find therizino
Step 4: ride your raptor up to it and hit it
Step 5: run back to your base where your pet bronto is
Step 6: laugh as your bronto steps on the therizinos face

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a fuck. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

I call this creature my uncle because it touches me in a very strange way 😅

These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.

I was flying on a arge Then it saw me and tickled me

“Sorry I only like boys who can beat a therizino in melee” She said to every male in the universe

You don’t know true joy and self confidence until you slump back to your home after beating a therizino in melee combat

Me: Welp, there goes my true joy and self confidence

One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...
Send help...

Prostate examination

Roses are red, buildings are made of plaster. You may run fast, but tickle chicken is faster

If you don't have Megalosaurus kibble it's next favorite kibble is narcotics