Tickle Chicken, Tickle Chicken, go Away
-a poem by Melon.sodaa_
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, go away. Dont come back another day.
You’ve killed my carnos, raptors, and rexes too, what other forms of damage could you possibly do??
I dont what your girl scout cookies you dumb ghetto b****. Sometimes i just wish you would die in a ditch.
Im personally offended by your existence. Get out of here please, just keep your distance.
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, Get out of my home. You are not welcome here, leave me alone.
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a fuck. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.
So the story begins with my two Argys (RIP). I was breeding two Argys and I forgot to feed one of them so it died I was so annoyed but I stayed and looked after the other baby, then all of a sudden the banner pops up and says you are in a dangerous area so I leave my Argy to check out what it was it was a pack of Sabertooths that killed my level 30 Pteranodon I was so mad now. But it got me thinking, then it came to me I would build a new base. So I fly my pink level 25 pteranodon To find a nice location to build my base but my pteranodon ran out of stamina so I went down and I got eaten by a Pack of Allos, I was about to quit. But on the way I saw a Theri, so I respawnd and grinded enough materials to tame the beast. It took me four in game days to tame. It was now night time, and as soon as I was about to tame the Theri then a Carno came and killed it and me. It was at 98% tamed. The single biggest F in the chat ever. I have yet to tame a Theri. Thank you for reading (Rip all tames)