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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-07-01T23:26:56+00:00

This thing eats berries. Oh and it’ll eat you and your dinosaurs too.

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-06-30T22:49:37+00:00

THIS my friends…

Is a Dino Chicken Nugget on steroids.

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-07-01T08:18:56+00:00

Just run. Don’t even think about looking at it…

My first few days, I found one, and thought it looked friendly.

Boy was I wrong

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-06-30T20:37:05+00:00

It's basically an alpha dodo...with claws...

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2022-06-27T00:53:08+00:00

Dodos first evolution= dodo

Dodos second evolution =terror bird

Dodos third evolution = therizinosaur

score 2542 · Answer 6 · 2017-01-12T12:22:21+00:00

The almighty tickle chicken!

score 995 · Answer 7 · 2020-01-28T17:58:57+00:00

if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2022-06-24T17:10:05+00:00

Dose any one get Edward sizer hands vibes

score 1972 · Answer 9 · 2017-02-26T09:38:34+00:00

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2022-06-29T17:37:46+00:00

WHAT IN SATANS NAME IS THIS?

KILL IT WITH FIRE

score 14 · Answer 11 · 2022-06-10T08:29:39+00:00

Step 1: find one of these things in the dead of night.

Step 2: run

score 1752 · Answer 12 · 2017-01-14T04:20:29+00:00

Level up = jazz hands

score 1469 · Answer 13 · 2017-01-20T03:56:08+00:00

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

score 1181 · Answer 14 · 2017-02-09T17:42:38+00:00

These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.

score 1119 · Answer 15 · 2017-01-31T08:08:16+00:00

'Wanna know how I got these scars?'

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2022-06-29T22:56:15+00:00

Umm I’m a level 20 and I got a blueprint for it I kinda wanna go look for it and tame it and also I did not know it ate berries looks vicious

score 418 · Answer 17 · 2020-04-03T18:39:01+00:00

He attac,

He protec,

He kill all who have tried to turn bac,

He wake up when you think he down,

He destroy all structures that he found,

He find all,

He destroy all.

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2022-06-29T17:37:16+00:00

Dinosaur in USA: (raptor)

Dinosaur in Russia:

score 7 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-10T19:23:52+00:00

When u mix wolverine with a Turkey=therizinosaurus

score 856 · Answer 20 · 2017-05-24T15:31:58+00:00

One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...

Send help...