Roses are red violets are blue and this guys running at you

(My last words: RUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!)

if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

The 3 things to do when you run into this thing is 1 stay clear of it 2 run away fast and 3 if max level bring level 999 giga

DOES THIS THING UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SOCIAL DISTANCING

"WOAH, IT'S A GIANT CHICKEN WITH CLAWS, LET'S TAME IT" The last words of any new player

He attac,
He protec,
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.

The almighty tickle chicken!

Me and my friend was a their
He wanted it
I said to punch it it's harmless
I bolad him and ran
But most importantly he died

Therisnohope. . . . . . . . . . . .

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

Roses are red Raptors can be blue this thing will turn you guts into goo

If you see one better run for your life, Better pray that you brought with you your knife.

If you lead it back to your house it will destroy it, like it’s a plain old mouse

When you leave, it will kill all your tames, and you will come back with lots of pain

They’ll tickle you to death as you take your last breath, pray for help but your tribes all at rest

Thank you for reading please leave a like, and maybe next time you see one they’ll spare your life

And this kids, this is why you level up stamina and speed.

Ima so glad everyone’s experiencing the same thing I did when I saw the giant chicken 😂☺️

Level up = jazz hands

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are now dead, because he’s coming for you!!!!!!


Top:RUN

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

I went to the door, and I saw it-
An oversized chicken, with tickle fingers

Rose are red, chickens are scary player hear it but they do to

Ark players fear the tickle chicken
me who seen my 3 tickle chikens died and killed one with rocks

Tickle Chicken, Tickle Chicken, go Away
-a poem by Melon.sodaa_
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, go away. Dont come back another day.
You’ve killed my carnos, raptors, and rexes too, what other forms of damage could you possibly do??
I dont what your girl scout cookies you dumb ghetto b****. Sometimes i just wish you would die in a ditch.
Im personally offended by your existence. Get out of here please, just keep your distance.
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, Get out of my home. You are not welcome here, leave me alone.