The almighty tickle chicken!

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

So i was just basically happy with my level 21 and i was just exploring and then this chicken just attacked me and i was hella scared so i let it be and basically minding my own bussines and wheni went to hunt i found 3 of them im scared and im in my base help?

Level up = jazz hands

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a fuck. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.

One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...
Send help...

If you don't have Megalosaurus kibble it's next favorite kibble is narcotics

As the Tickle Chicken came closer to my flimsy thatch base, I felt true fear. I looked at my spear, knowing if I fought this Terror Chicken, I would die, a lot. But despite this, I crafted more spears, because they always break when you need them not to. Ready for battle and death, I stood in the doorway, watching as the Bane of Noobs drawing closer. Suddenly, it stopped, just out of aggro range, and stood. We looked into each other's eyes for what seemed like an eternity, then it left. As it walked back to the jungle that spawned it, it looked back. our eyes met once again, and suddenly, I knew, we both knew, it was my destiny to tame it. I nodded, showing I understood, and the Raptor Slicer nodded back, resuming it's journey.

Don't fuck with the Therizinosaurus.

I was level 70 making a wooden base on a pvp server ( I QUITED ON THE SERVER OK?!? THATS WHY I WAS MAKING A WOODEN ONE) Then these level 10 players brought a Theri over here and it killed my carno and raptor and igundon, then the levels 10 somehow beat me up with Spears, and slingshots, and I had guns and a pike

One time i went to my friend’s place, and he showed his ARK world, and we saw a dino up the cliff where he had his house.
So he walked up to it, and not being the ARK expert i am now, but only a dino expert, i said: “oh that’s a passive herbivore!” He walks up too it, gets murdered by this tickle chicken, and i discover that ARK’s Tickle chicken is one of the most dangerous creatures in the begin.

They will haunt your dreams. Silent steps and long claws caressing your neck...

So the first time I wanted to tame one of these things I had to use at least 50 or more narcotics and that wasn’t the hard part it took me around 10 minutes of straight dying to then get my longneck and shoot him only too get killed again when I finally got him down I used rocketroot(long orange thing or carrot) to tame him it took around 20-30 of them. I had to kill a few gacha clause from killing it.

Most people call it a Therizno

I call it a Thereisnohope.

I've... Lost so many.... good men and dinos have died, I've at least lost 10 rexes and it has pillaged our village, killed our children, done unspeakable acts to our women. And now... We've finally knocked it out, it will be our ultimate weapon, these men didn't die in vai- OH SHIT ITS AWAKE FUCKING RUN

I got mad at this Creature because it wasted all my narcos easily so I battled the Theri with my bare fists and no armor. I definitely won that battle

The first time I played Ark I has evacuating my Dodo because I stole a trike egg and a herd of trikes ganged up on me. Then the trikes murdered my other Dodo and the house itself which was thatch I came across two of them and said HELP ME, few seconds later both of these guys started slashing me then I threw my Dodo to the water and died. When I respawned my Dodo died. Moral: Never trust a guy with long crazy damaging fingers then can slice your character out of existence.

Look at this dood he needs his fingernails clipped.

One walks up to u and waves,”hello”...”did I just kill u?”

Dear Dododex:

I recently noticed that you have gotten rid of the following from the Therizino log: (Tickle Chicken)

I must ask you why, for this added information is VERY important to understanding this mystical creature. I do hope you read this and after reading this add back in the beloved and useful extra bit of information.