The almighty tickle chicken!

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

Level up = jazz hands

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a fuck. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.

Never ask a therizinosaurus for a hand job.

One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...
Send help...

If you don't have Megalosaurus kibble it's next favorite kibble is narcotics

As the Tickle Chicken came closer to my flimsy thatch base, I felt true fear. I looked at my spear, knowing if I fought this Terror Chicken, I would die, a lot. But despite this, I crafted more spears, because they always break when you need them not to. Ready for battle and death, I stood in the doorway, watching as the Bane of Noobs drawing closer. Suddenly, it stopped, just out of aggro range, and stood. We looked into each other's eyes for what seemed like an eternity, then it left. As it walked back to the jungle that spawned it, it looked back. our eyes met once again, and suddenly, I knew, we both knew, it was my destiny to tame it. I nodded, showing I understood, and the Raptor Slicer nodded back, resuming it's journey.

Don't fuck with the Therizinosaurus.

They will haunt your dreams. Silent steps and long claws caressing your neck...

I've... Lost so many.... good men and dinos have died, I've at least lost 10 rexes and it has pillaged our village, killed our children, done unspeakable acts to our women. And now... We've finally knocked it out, it will be our ultimate weapon, these men didn't die in vai- OH SHIT ITS AWAKE FUCKING RUN

Warning! These guys cause a serious glitch. If one gets in your base when you aren't there, every dino you own will disappear. I'm not sure if they fall through the map or what happens.

EDIT: Further testing shows that you can be there, you just can't be looking. Be real careful of these guys. I've lost so many gigas.

Dear Dododex:

I recently noticed that you have gotten rid of the following from the Therizino log: (Tickle Chicken)

I must ask you why, for this added information is VERY important to understanding this mystical creature. I do hope you read this and after reading this add back in the beloved and useful extra bit of information.

When cluck was 99.9% tamed, he woke up and killed me and my friend. I started again. Regardless that cluck killed me, I travel with her to this day.

So I ended up taming one, and an alpha raptor who would usually come over for "house rent" attacked my base, my tickle chicken then grabbed it and walked into the forest and came back out with meat, hide, and an alpha raptor hat.
Lesson: DON'T F*CK WITH THE TICKLE CHICKEN!

It's basically a freight train with feathers and claws.

Just to say, the glitch that happens isn’t actually a glitch. Your dinosaurs don’t fall through the map, it just blends them so fast that they can’t fight back. The bodies then do a rag doll and are launched into space

Don't disrespect the danger floof. Let him be, or he will stick his pointy claws into your bum. Danger floof is love, danger floof is life.

Don't be afraid, it only just wants to tickle you!

Steal egg------ rips you to pieces. Look at it from far away----- chases you down to the ends of ark then rips you to pieces