I built a base on herbivore island to get away from these . . . But they swim . . .

They will find you, no matter were you are.

Steal egg------ rips you to pieces. Look at it from far away----- chases you down to the ends of ark then rips you to pieces

How to tame a Therry

Step 1 find a therry

Step 2 shoot it

Step 3 lead it into a trap

Step 4 realize you don’t have a trap

Step 5 die

If the vegan teacher came to ark

This thing is basically a prehistoric version of Freddy krueger

Don't be afraid, it only just wants to tickle you!

Don't disrespect the danger floof. Let him be, or he will stick his pointy claws into your bum. Danger floof is love, danger floof is life.

I've... Lost so many.... good men and dinos have died, I've at least lost 10 rexes and it has pillaged our village, killed our children, done unspeakable acts to our women. And now... We've finally knocked it out, it will be our ultimate weapon, these men didn't die in vai- OH SHIT ITS AWAKE FUCKING RUN

if a dodo was in pokemon it would evolve into this thng

Every Girl on Instagram be like:

I call these friendly fellows Turkey-saurus. Their long claws allow the maximum amount of tickle action; their passive nature is perfect so you can really get up close to observe these gentle creatures. If they come running at you with arms open wide, mouth parted, teeth gleaming, and eyes blazing, don't worry. He just wants to give you a warm, cuddly hug. To tame them, it is actually a passive tame. To tame, throw spears at them, shoot them with a bow, or if you get close enough, punch the snot out of them. When the run at you to give you a hug, just stand still. Running will ruin the taming effectiveness.

He protect

He attack

But most importantly

He pulled your spine from your back

The first time I saw one I was like, “*gasp* A GIANT FLUFFY CHICKEN!!” And i was on a server with my sister and she was like, “don’t go near them!!”

… I hugged it…

… I died…

I tamed one!!!!! (nearly died):(

It says 1.4% chance of death with the scorpion KO... last time I checked it's a 100% chance of death for u and ur scorpion

Herbivore island isn’t safe.

They are herbivores too.

*jazz hands*

Why is tickle chiken doing jazz hands? We will never know.

Bigbird from Sesame Street ruined by steroids

Yeetus cleetus i hope this thing commits self deleteus

Roses are red, buildings are made of plaster. You may run fast, but tickle chicken is faster