Steal egg------ rips you to pieces. Look at it from far away----- chases you down to the ends of ark then rips you to pieces
Dose any one get Edward sizer hands vibes
The almighty tickle chicken!
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
Step 1: find one of these things in the dead of night.
Step 2: run
I honestly don't understand why people are scared of this guy. I literally have like 20 tamed ones. It's not hard. At all.
Level up = jazz hands
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.
These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.
When u mix wolverine with a Turkey=therizinosaurus