Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: AHHH THERES A THERI STUCK IN MY BASE!!!
Game: therinzosaurus lvl 1 killed your gigantosaurus lvl 250
Me: NOT MY GIGA!!
Me: hops onto my wyvern*
Game: you and your wyvern lvl 500 were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me: respawns at base*
Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me: respawns at base again*
Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me: seriously?
Me: respawns at base AGAIN*
Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me (rage): ARE YOU JOKING ME!?!?
Therinzosaurus: nope, I’m not joking.
Therinzosaurus: tee-hee!
Me: seriously?
I've... Lost so many.... good men and dinos have died, I've at least lost 10 rexes and it has pillaged our village, killed our children, done unspeakable acts to our women. And now... We've finally knocked it out, it will be our ultimate weapon, these men didn't die in vai- OH SHIT ITS AWAKE FUCKING RUN
just trap a dam theri instead of running away, I was taming one by running away, once I look behind he's right on my tail.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................