Roses are red, buildings are made of plaster. You may run fast, but tickle chicken is faster

They like spuds. There, I helped.

You find one theri, remember this thing is racist to any culture and base so pack your bags this theri doesnt have a nail clipper

Who else tamed like fifty and killed a giga using them?

It will kill you it will it will run after you even if you're on it Argentine to send you need to land for stamina they will kill you forever and ever and they will just they destroyed my Stone House on the center map

So the story begins with my two Argys (RIP). I was breeding two Argys and I forgot to feed one of them so it died I was so annoyed but I stayed and looked after the other baby, then all of a sudden the banner pops up and says you are in a dangerous area so I leave my Argy to check out what it was it was a pack of Sabertooths that killed my level 30 Pteranodon I was so mad now. But it got me thinking, then it came to me I would build a new base. So I fly my pink level 25 pteranodon To find a nice location to build my base but my pteranodon ran out of stamina so I went down and I got eaten by a Pack of Allos, I was about to quit. But on the way I saw a Theri, so I respawnd and grinded enough materials to tame the beast. It took me four in game days to tame. It was now night time, and as soon as I was about to tame the Theri then a Carno came and killed it and me. It was at 98% tamed. The single biggest F in the chat ever. I have yet to tame a Theri. Thank you for reading (Rip all tames)

Looks like me mother after getting out of bed

So let me tell you something. I saw a blue drop and thought “wow let’s see another compass” and I get an acendant cross bow with 500% damage. Taming that theri is going to be a little easier

I T S F I N G E R L I C K I N G O O D

Survivor: you know, I wish there was a Dino that was like a super deadly dodo.

Wildcard: hold my beer...

These take so long to tame that i got so bored that i just shotgunned every dodo in a .5 km radius

me: -Shows pet chicken picture of tickle chicken-

chicken: -Stares like the almighty beast he is-

Me: It's you when your hungry.

Chicken: -Stares-

Me: Eat a snickers

Chicken: I no eat Snickers -Smacks snickers out of my hand and proceeds to peck my face-

My Chickens are pshyco paths \(._.)/

if u see ts, js give it up gng🥀😔✌🏿

I TAMED A TiCKLE CHICKEN!!!!!

(nearly died) :(

I first thought it’s name was pronounced there-is-no-saurus

Me: is taming this guy

Also me: doesn’t give it narcs for 2 seconds

The therizino: ima head out

Since these guys came out I enjoy eating chicken because I hate them.

I remember my first time playing this guy was talking to me on a mic and a therizinosaur walked behind him and got him good, all I heard was him screaming through the mic, good ol times👍👍

Someone: let’s make a Dino that looks like a chicken except it’s feet are on it’s hands and forget the wings but keep the feathers oh, and it can run 100 mph. Another person: ( get’s out a note pad starts sketching). Someone: oOooO, and give it a big ass tail that’s like a fat feathery cats tail. Another person: ( flips over note pad to reveal a picture of a Therizino) Someone: perfect.

KFC gone wild

(need more words lol)