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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the tapejara? Funny tapejara jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was flying on my argy and I spot one so I went to tame it but I was big dumb and spooked it I fleew in the air so I thought hmm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ(so I fly over it hop off my argy in mid air, parachute and whistle follow and I tricked shot the bola , only for it to be killed by alpha Rex (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡
I lost my Tapejara thanks to a dumbass Parasaur. So, I was going back home after taming a Spino. While admiring the beauty of Sam the Spino, I ran straight into a Tapejara and guess what? It got stuck between some trees. I bola'd it and knocked it out. I felt like I was on top of the world. Then came night time and since I was on the beach, there wasn't much that could pose a threat to me and I got lenient (remember this is an unplanned encounter). I saw some troodons quite a distance away. Now here's when sh*t hit the fan; the troodons start chasing a parasaur and I remember thinking, "Man it would suck if that parasaur ran towards me haha." And I sh*t you not, as if it had HEARD my brainwaves, it then proceeds to run towards me, the troodon then aggros on tapejara, I attack the troodon, my dinos attack said troodon and then, bigass Spino the goddamn Sam kills my Tapejara in the ensuing chaos. And that's how I went from feeling like the world's luckiest guy to the unluckiest in the span of 2 minutes.
POV:ur traveling through the red woods with your tapajara and you run out of stamina
That one alpha carnotuarus: comes out of nowhere
That one red tree right beside you: I got u homie ;)
The one alpha carno: say hi to my little freind
A Micro raptor that just spawned in looking for destruction: RAAAaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
You: what a nightmare.
Me and my little sister live on herb island and found it difficult to travel together, so I set out on a mission to get a tap (for the 2 seats). An hour later I have a lv. 26 knocked and I fly up on my aegy for surveillance. When I come back down a dilo desides to ruin my taming effectiveness like a jerk. I know he can kill it (because these have garbage hp), so I hit him and kill the tapejara... I was done with ark for a few days. (Two days later I got one so it's ok :) )
Taming a Tapejara is sometimes hard, for me it was incredibly easy I looked to my left and there it was, I had a spare bola on me. I had my ghillie suit on and I snuck up behind it and trapped it with the bola and knocked it out and I tamed it. F for all those people who had to chase theirs. :)