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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tapejara? Funny tapejara jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: finds female 450, successfully tames after like 20+ bola attempts..
Realized I need allo kibble. Bought with amber…
Took me hours to get it down.
Today: finds 405 female, trapped at green obby, tranq it, realize I have no balm or allo kibble cuz I lack allo.
Goes cave for balm, tape magically appears dead just like my 225 argy I used 10* balm on which magically died after going in a cave.
(The game tends to kill unconscious tames ur taming the moment u go in/out of a cave… pls don’t make this mistake!)
I lost my Tapejara thanks to a dumbass Parasaur. So, I was going back home after taming a Spino. While admiring the beauty of Sam the Spino, I ran straight into a Tapejara and guess what? It got stuck between some trees. I bola'd it and knocked it out. I felt like I was on top of the world. Then came night time and since I was on the beach, there wasn't much that could pose a threat to me and I got lenient (remember this is an unplanned encounter). I saw some troodons quite a distance away. Now here's when sh*t hit the fan; the troodons start chasing a parasaur and I remember thinking, "Man it would suck if that parasaur ran towards me haha." And I sh*t you not, as if it had HEARD my brainwaves, it then proceeds to run towards me, the troodon then aggros on tapejara, I attack the troodon, my dinos attack said troodon and then, bigass Spino the goddamn Sam kills my Tapejara in the ensuing chaos. And that's how I went from feeling like the world's luckiest guy to the unluckiest in the span of 2 minutes.
Taming a Tapejara is sometimes hard, for me it was incredibly easy I looked to my left and there it was, I had a spare bola on me. I had my ghillie suit on and I snuck up behind it and trapped it with the bola and knocked it out and I tamed it. F for all those people who had to chase theirs. :)