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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the tapejara? Funny tapejara jokes submitted by ARK players.
Friend: *Sees a level 40 tape* OMG A HIGH LEVELED TAPEJARA!
Me: But we are playing on hard.
Friend: IDC I WILL GET IT!
Friend: *jumps on their level 20 argy and picks up my level 700 toad*
Tape: *Gets hit by sweep once* OH A A *flys away at a tremendous speed*
And my friend flew after it and was never seen again. A few days later I saw on the tribe feed that they were killed by a level 69 giga (don’t judge) along with their stupid bird that can barely stay 10 seconds in the air with my froppy (frog) a level 700 beelzebufo that I worked my hours into. 🤦🏻♂️ I left the game and played extinction instead and never touched the server again. And I presumed that the tape also died. All because of a random level 40 tapejara...
Bro these things be like compared to spino. Spino be like when sees dodo “ooh free snack”. Tapajera be like “what is that OH WAIT I SHOULD RUN! Also when I knocked one of these things out to tame literally 5 alpha raptors killed it on the other side of its body so I couldn’t see them then they killed the tapajera then they DESTROYED me.
Me: finds female 450, successfully tames after like 20+ bola attempts..
Realized I need allo kibble. Bought with amber…
Took me hours to get it down.
Today: finds 405 female, trapped at green obby, tranq it, realize I have no balm or allo kibble cuz I lack allo.
Goes cave for balm, tape magically appears dead just like my 225 argy I used 10* balm on which magically died after going in a cave.
(The game tends to kill unconscious tames ur taming the moment u go in/out of a cave… pls don’t make this mistake!)
I was flying on my argy and I spot one so I went to tame it but I was big dumb and spooked it I fleew in the air so I thought hmm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ(so I fly over it hop off my argy in mid air, parachute and whistle follow and I tricked shot the bola , only for it to be killed by alpha Rex (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡
When is as new to the game some one game a tapa I named them Jim and Jim was 145 I soon grew close to her then I one day I went quetz hunting with Jim so I flew around to find a quetz then I found one I got on the back seat of Jim and told home to Target the quetz but the quetz went into the red woods so when Jim and I went in there a thylo jumped me the next thing I saw was Jim still chasing the quetz never found him and idk if he ded