Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Friend: *Sees a level 40 tape* OMG A HIGH LEVELED TAPEJARA!
Me: But we are playing on hard.
Friend: IDC I WILL GET IT!
Friend: *jumps on their level 20 argy and picks up my level 700 toad*
Tape: *Gets hit by sweep once* OH A A *flys away at a tremendous speed*
And my friend flew after it and was never seen again. A few days later I saw on the tribe feed that they were killed by a level 69 giga (don’t judge) along with their stupid bird that can barely stay 10 seconds in the air with my froppy (frog) a level 700 beelzebufo that I worked my hours into. 🤦🏻♂️ I left the game and played extinction instead and never touched the server again. And I presumed that the tape also died. All because of a random level 40 tapejara...
More Tapejara Funny Tips
HELLO ALL PEEPL I HAVE NEWS-
The Tek saddle is OP, well worth the cost, and if you have it whistled on follow and go in the passenger seat it will recover stam mid-air... Hit the green arrow so people know
ALSO, If you play on ARK mobile on the unofficial server APEX the following applies to you:
In the next few days me and my tribe will be giving out gifts, and this applies to ALL of the upcoming holidays as well. When I am online, use the following code:
HolidayGifts101 and give ur coords, I will respond and arrive shortly after.
-Alluring Orangutan of The Bandit Tribe
Pteranodon: Oh come on, Tapy! Humans aren’t so bad as you may think! I have witnessed them taming some of my kind on occasion and it’s never too bad...
Tapejara: Yeah, well? You don’t know what you are talking about! I’ve seen them mercilessly slaughter the heck out of other animals. They are BAD!
Pteranodon: No their not! They have to do that or they wouldn’t last a day!
Tapejara: Well, what about all the times you leave your eggs in obvious spots and then humans come and find them and pick them up thinking it’s no big deal?
Pteranodon: ...Umm... Well, I mean that part about them does anger me a little, especially when they fight back trying to keep the egg, but their pretty forgiving. Although that may be different depending upon the individual.
Tapejara: Which is why I can’t trust them!
Pteranodon: ...Okay, listen big guy. I don’t care how fancy you look. You need to loosen up about humans. Just let one tame you and you’ll see how good it feels.
Tapejara: ...