After you've knocked it out just tame a moment to appreciate its beautiful colo....OH SHIT ITS ESCAPING!

No ghillie needed on mobile I just walked up to him punched him in the face and shove prime down his throat

HELLO ALL PEEPL I HAVE NEWS-

The Tek saddle is OP, well worth the cost, and if you have it whistled on follow and go in the passenger seat it will recover stam mid-air... Hit the green arrow so people know

ALSO, If you play on ARK mobile on the unofficial server APEX the following applies to you:

In the next few days me and my tribe will be giving out gifts, and this applies to ALL of the upcoming holidays as well. When I am online, use the following code:

HolidayGifts101 and give ur coords, I will respond and arrive shortly after.

-Alluring Orangutan of The Bandit Tribe

HEY LOOK ITS A QUETAL. Oh... maybe not :(

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE. Pls click the up arrow if you like this ;)

I thought the Mohawk was a third wing and I feel stupid.

Pteranodon: Oh come on, Tapy! Humans aren’t so bad as you may think! I have witnessed them taming some of my kind on occasion and it’s never too bad...

Tapejara: Yeah, well? You don’t know what you are talking about! I’ve seen them mercilessly slaughter the heck out of other animals. They are BAD!

Pteranodon: No their not! They have to do that or they wouldn’t last a day!

Tapejara: Well, what about all the times you leave your eggs in obvious spots and then humans come and find them and pick them up thinking it’s no big deal?

Pteranodon: ...Umm... Well, I mean that part about them does anger me a little, especially when they fight back trying to keep the egg, but their pretty forgiving. Although that may be different depending upon the individual.

Tapejara: Which is why I can’t trust them!

Pteranodon: ...Okay, listen big guy. I don’t care how fancy you look. You need to loosen up about humans. Just let one tame you and you’ll see how good it feels.

Tapejara: ...

They are bigger than a Petra but can't carry a snail

Bola it *check*Knocked it out *check* keep it asleep *check* dire Wolf being a dick *fuck*

7 kill streak! Friendly harrier inbound! It literally acts as a harrier not even joking